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#1
"I really had a great time tonight, Emily. By the way, do you have a Gaia account?"


"I really had a great time tonight, Lindsey. By the way, your dress has been tucked into your panties ever since you left the restaurant's bathroom."


"I really had a great time tonight, Erica. By the way, have you ever heard of The Searchbars? They have a great song called 'Use it.'"


"I really had a great time tonight, Ashley. By the way, have you ever heard of a site called 4chan?"
Last edited by Powerhouse at Jan 12, 2009,
#2
I don't think we're allowed to talk about 4chan, man. I'm not gonna report you, just saying.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#4
"i had a really great time tonight sarah"
"its sam"
Quote by RyanGillam
You got to admire people that share their problems over the internet.



Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>
#5
Quote by joeyc
"i had a really great time tonight sarah"
"its sam"


You went out with a dude?

*has female friends named sam*
Join cashcrate to make easy money. It may be tedious, but it does indeed work! Easily make $100 in about a week filling out random surveys.
#9
Quote by skaterskagg1
Guy:*goes in for kiss*
Girl:*turns head*
Denied!!


*quake 3 voice* "DENIED"
Quote by musical donkey
cyclobs you are demented..... in a good way
#10
Falcooooon Punccccch.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#13
Quote by Powerhouse
"I really had a great time tonight, Emily. By the way, do you have a Gaia account?"

Actually, I would have scored major points if I said this after last year's homecoming.

Quote by TooFast
Falcooooon Punccccch.

And this too, in a Coin Match.
#15
Apparently I know lots of them
Co-Founder of the Puttsecks Group

Listen to my Lux Aeterna remix and other random songs! Comments?

Quote by ShelbyLynn
vicd08, your avatar is suckin up my life, and stealing my thoughts...

Quote by HanPlaysBass
I just want to say that your avatar is simply the best thing in creation.
#16
metting with someones parents and just say their mother is there.

"oh yes nice to meet you! i can see where your daughter gets all her good looks... *cough* her father..."
Viking/Folk Metal Group <--Join!
Quote by telemonster
I dont get the whole EMO thing.....kinda like vountering to get your ass kicked.

Quote by Night_Lights
What idiot puts Randy Rhoads and Dimebag above Hendrix in any guitar list?
Quote by Guitarlord44
well they were both better than hendrix
#17
*kiss*
"Now may I violate you on your doorstep while your father so rudely watches us outside?
*SMACK*
*I walk away rubbing my cheek*
I'm in love!
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#18
"I'm glad that's over, lets fuck."
♪♫♪
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Hollywood said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Put this in your signature if you are one of the 92% who wouldn't be breathing.
#19
i had a great time tonight...i'd invite you to a movie friday night but i spent all my money on your dinner you fatass!!
Viking/Folk Metal Group <--Join!
Quote by telemonster
I dont get the whole EMO thing.....kinda like vountering to get your ass kicked.

Quote by Night_Lights
What idiot puts Randy Rhoads and Dimebag above Hendrix in any guitar list?
Quote by Guitarlord44
well they were both better than hendrix
#21
Quote by Flying Couch
"So... how 'bout I take you home and eat your pussy?"

That would be a perfectly acceptable way to end a date in Korea.
#22
Quote by Flying Couch
"So... how 'bout I take you home and eat your pussy?"


I was going to say that
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#23
Maybe it's too early to tell you this... But... I'm not a man i'm a woman...I'm not a woman....I'm a horse....I'm not a horse i'm a broom. (falls to ground)

(Family guy rip off, this)
#24
Quote by Flying Couch
"So... how 'bout I take you home and eat your pussy?"

I love that scene!
#25
"So who's your favorite Comedian? Mine's Henry Rollins"


E-cookie to the one who gets the reference.
#28
Quote by SGibson666
"So who's your favorite Comedian? Mine's Henry Rollins"


E-cookie to the one who gets the reference.


I'M A LIAR!!

(wasnt going for reference)
#29
"so yeah my rates are $50 an hour... meaning you owe me... $200. How would you like to pay?"
#30
"I had a really nice time, Angela. What do you say we go back to my place and I introduce you to my wife?"
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#31
Anal rape. Not really a bad way though.
Last edited by Tempoe at Jan 12, 2009,
#32
"I'm having a great time with you Kelly. I'm glad you suggested this coffee shop, it's such a great place to talk."

"Oh, I come here every morning. I can get some coffee and do some work because they have Wi-Fi. It's a really relaxing atmosphe-"

"Back the fuck up! Did you say Wi-Fi!?" *pulls out DS and plays Pokemon*
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#33
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
"I'm having a great time with you Kelly. I'm glad you suggested this coffee shop, it's such a great place to talk."

"Oh, I come here every morning. I can get some coffee and do some work because they have Wi-Fi. It's a really relaxing atmosphe-"

"Back the fuck up! Did you say Wi-Fi!?" *pulls out DS and plays Pokemon*

thats the greatest thing i've ever read on here.
#35
"So...do you like it up the ass?"

"That was almost as fun as my date last week with your sister!"

"Shit, gotta run, Star Trek is on!"

*driving home*
"Mind if we listen to music?"
"No, go ahead."
*Presses play. Cannibal Corpse comes on*
kill all humans
#36
Quote by cyclobs
*quake 3 voice* "DENIED"


I read it in a more "No Stairway? DENIED!" voice.
Quote by Ed Hunter
I took out a fly with my jet of piss once. I felt like God!



“This is ridiculous; my job is to sit here and do this bloo-loo-loo-loo, bloo-loo-loo-loo” - Paul Gilbert on sweep picking.
#37
"I thought after I contracted herpes I would never be with another woman, thanks for proving me wrong *wink*"
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS
#39
"I had a great time. By the way, what's your opinion of anal rape?"
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
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