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#1
Okay so here's the game:

Just say the first 3 words, JUST 3, you would say after getting laid. Try to make it funny.

Ok here we go...

...When's round 2?
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#4
Get out now.
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#5
haha
btw go ahead and post as many as you want!
the more the merrier...

...This is SPARTAAAAA!!!!!
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#6
What the fuck!?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#8
**** it broke


dont tell mom

cash or check?
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With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#13
Hey, how much?
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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#18
Nom Nom Nom

In B4 Newfag!

Uhh... Now what?

Not That Great

Do'ya like Mudkips?

I LOVE MCR!

Your good Mom

Mom was better >_>
#22
{insert STD here}
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Douglas WRL590
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Vox DA20
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#23
I have Aids.
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#25
im out biotch!
^I S*** you not compadre!


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You Sir, Are Made Of Win.


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#26
im so sorry.

it in yet?
"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#27
now I catch
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#30
You. Kitchen. Now.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#33
That was bad.

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#35
I have gonnorhea.

Oh, wait, im supposed to say something that I wouldn't say....
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#36
stupid blowup doll

Thanks president Clinton

you're kidding....right?

Sh*t its everywhere!
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#37
Wort wort wort.
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You're just another brick in the wall
#38
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Wort wort wort.


Halo meme ftw.

I think you win, thus far.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#40
on your knees!

lick it off
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Douglas WRL590
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Vox DA20
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