Poll: Would you rather do the monkey or the fatty?
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View poll results: Would you rather do the monkey or the fatty?
Lemme make monkey babies!
43 24%
Fat love, here i cum!
63 36%
What?!?!? You mean I can't do both of them?!?!
70 40%
Voters: 176.
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#1
Not really. This is a disgusting question. OK, let's say you HAD to either have sex with a monkey or a really really fat and ugly person, as in they can't move. If you chose the monkey, well then you'd have to have sex with a monkey. If you choose the fatty, you will have to undress them, arouse them, and do all the work. Plus they would be disgustingly fat, ugly and smell horrible. Your choice!!!


I personally would have to choose the monkey Don't judge me.

#5
Hey, where's the option "OP is a troll"
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#7
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
Not really. This is a disgusting question. OK, let's say you HAD to either have sex with a monkey or a really really fat and ugly person, as in they can't move. If you chose the monkey, well then you'd have to have sex with a monkey. If you choose the fatty, you will have to undress them, arouse them, and do all the work. Plus they would be disgustingly fat, ugly and smell horrible. Your choice!!!


I personally would have to choose the monkey Don't judge me.


How do you come up with those things ??
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#9
three some!
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#11
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I'd rather masturbate than touch a monkey or fat chick


Seconded.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#16
Seriously? People would change species over a fatty?
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#19
Why does the fat chick have to smell bad?

I'd still do the fat chick. The monkey probably has the dreaded motaba virus.
#22
If the fat chick didn't smell, I'd choose her.

Seriously TS, this question is quite disturbing
#23
Quote by mrcrono
This is just a glorified "I Hate Fatties" post.



if that's what you think. I just did it because the idea popped into my head. I wanted to see how far a person would have to go before they committed beatiality over doing one of their own species disgusting i know, but interesting... sort of...

#24
This thread is just a big test to see if anyone else likes having sex with monkeys, because TS is self-conscious of his fetishes.
#25
Quote by punk_metal
This thread is just a big test to see if anyone else likes having sex with monkeys, because TS is self-conscious of his fetishes.


I second this motion, do I have a third?
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#28
The human reminds me of my brother's girlfriend, and I've said time and time again that I'd rather have sex with an animal because the animal would only get into my god damn pizza if I let it.

Is it a male monkey, or a female monkey? It doesn't really make any difference, I just want to know what position I'm playing.
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#29
I choose....

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#30


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#31
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
If you choose the fatty, you will have to undress them, arouse them, and do all the work.

U mean girls have to be aroused for us to have sex?!??!?!
#33
Well, that depends. Is the woman so fat you can't reach her cha-cha because her thighs get in the way? Cos that would make it impossible, therefore the monkey is the only option. Of course personally, I'd rather go for the fattie. She's human. And that's all I have to say about that.
#34
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U mean girls have to be aroused for us to have sex?!??!?!

No silly, they yell more when it's a suprise.


P.S. TS has officialy ruined my day. I call him a trolling-maker-of-shenanagins.
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#36
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I personally would have to choose the monkey Don't judge me.


Too late.
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#39
I'd do the fatty.. Just put my penis in whatever spot it fits and finish.
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