list hree items to buy in a supermarket to guarantee strange looks from cashier

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#2
1.Rape
2.Fap
3.Sex
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#7
Vaseline, tissues, Nickelodean magazine.
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#8
1. Chloroform
2. Meat Cleaver
3. Box of Cookie Crisp

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#11
1.Orlando Bloom Poster
2.Vodka
3.Blow up doll
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#12
a meat cleaver
"blood off"
a jar of nails
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Where you gonna run to

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#14
1. Girl
2. Girl
3. Cup
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#16
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1. Girl
2. Girl
3. Cup


+1 one for the reference (gross )
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#19
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1. Girl
2. Girl
3. Cup


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Ahhh damn you vinc3nt!

Downpressor man

Where you gonna run to

All along that day


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#20
1. Lube
2. Condoms
3. A Snickers
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#21
a book i once saw called: so you've decided to buy a large dog

condoms

sponge
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#22
knife, shovel, cookies
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#23
1.An
2.Interesting
3.Thread


They're so rare these days I expect the cashier would be considerably taken aback...
#26
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If its so uninteresting why waste your time with a reply?


a)Because change most often occurs due to a driving force.
b)Because it's more interesting than revising for an exam I have this afternoon.
c)Because I'm a cunt
#28
a)Because change most often occurs due to a driving force.
b)Because it's more interesting than revising for an exam I have this afternoon.
c)Because I'm a cunt
d)Because i stole fretsonfire's avatar
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there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#29
Quote by titsmcgee852
Fix'd


I didn't steal anyones avatar
Mine needed changing because I didn't look like it
So I googled for avatars and came across it, I'd never seen it before so I decided to use it
Theft implies a) intent, b)taking from said person
Since I did neither, it was not theft, merely coincidental

Since TitsMcGee is hardly the most original thing I've ever seen in my life
How about you go suck a fuck
#30
I didn't steal anyones avatar
Mine needed changing because I didn't look like it
So I googled for avatars and came across it, I'd never seen it before so I decided to use it
Theft implies a) intent, b)taking from said person
Since I did neither, it was not theft, merely coincidental

Since TitsMcGee is hardly the most original thing I've ever seen in my life
How about you go suck a fuck
Yeah he's legit.

I haven't seen this guy post in yonks anyways.
#32
Quote by punk_metal
Yeah he's legit.

I haven't seen this guy post in yonks anyways.


I've not a clue what you mean or who you're trying to agree with here
So in an attempt at ambiguity
Go suck a lolly you utterly moronic love-sack of joyous idiocy
#33
I didn't steal anyones avatar
Mine needed changing because I didn't look like it
So I googled for avatars and came across it, I'd never seen it before so I decided to use it
Theft implies a) intent, b)taking from said person
Since I did neither, it was not theft, merely coincidental

Since TitsMcGee is hardly the most original thing I've ever seen in my life
How about you go suck a fuck

mmhmm..
#34
Quote by ~Moby Dick~
mmhmm..


Yes but I'm not expected to look like an animation you jackass
Whereas an old picture of me, well some people may well believe that's how I look, and for some reason after a while the thought irritates me, and so I changed it.
#35
Quote by tushmeister
I've not a clue what you mean or who you're trying to agree with here
So in an attempt at ambiguity
Go suck a lolly you utterly moronic love-sack of joyous idiocy

Is it so hard to read + understand? I was saying i believe you because I was accused of stealing avatars back in the day.

And because it sounds like you googled a randomising insult generator.

Your a gruesome cesspit-full of primitive gutter mud.

Asshole.
#36
Quote by punk_metal
Is it so hard to read + understand? I was saying i believe you because I was accused of stealing avatars back in the day.

And because it sounds like you googled a randomising insult generator.

Your a gruesome cesspit-full of primitive gutter mud.

Asshole.


a)Yes because what you wrote was a grammatical mind-field of ambiguous pronouns
b)The last part was supposed to be both good and bad, just in case you were/weren't agreeing with me
It wasn't an insult...and it was, or was it too hard to read/understand?
#37
Quote by tushmeister
Yes but I'm not expected to look like an animation you jackass
Whereas an old picture of me, well some people may well believe that's how I look, and for some reason after a while the thought irritates me, and so I changed it.



mmhmm...
#38
Quote by ~Moby Dick~
mmhmm...


The difference between you and I (apart from dashing good looks, a sense of humour and an IQ higher than room temperature), is that I fully admit I'm a jackass
Whereas you pretentiously act like a holier-than-thou ball of walking wit
#39
i'm sure they've seen it all.

besides what about the pharmacists?
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#40
Quote by tushmeister
I've not a clue what you mean or who you're trying to agree with here
So in an attempt at ambiguity
Go suck a lolly you utterly moronic love-sack of joyous idiocy



no offense dude, but it sounds like you need to plug your vag hole....


....You're bleeding all over my shoe.


Now GTFO.
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