#1
I found my copy of Simtown. I have been playing it for the last 3 hours, and it is amazing. This thread is to appreciate the beauty, the masterpiece, the work of art, that is Simtown.





WTF Marcia. You live 2 houses away from a school. Dumb bitch.
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#2
Her occupation is needing a school?
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#7
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What the hell is simtown?



Best game ever, that's what Simtown is. You build a town, basically.

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Good man.
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#9
Quote by Mudmen190
Whats with the football player legs at the top of the screen?



Marcia is obviously not the only person who lives in Hakville.
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#10
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Marcia is obviously not the only person who lives in Hakville.


But...That doesn't look like a football field. Your game is ridiculous. It doesn't even fit.
#11
Women
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#12
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But...That doesn't look like a football field. Your game is ridiculous. It doesn't even fit.



Who says it's a football player? It looks like a guy in running shorts to me, going for a nice jog.
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#13
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But...That doesn't look like a football field. Your game is ridiculous. It doesn't even fit.

Maybe he was late for practice, and had to run to the field in full attire.


Ever think of that, Mr. Smartypants?
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#15
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Your schools playground blows.



I think not! It has, get this, not only a see-saw, but T-SHAPED MONKEY BARS OMGOMGOMG!!!!


yes, it does suck. But the bowling alley and arcade are just a block away.
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#16
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Maybe he was late for practice, and had to run to the field in full attire.


Ever think of that, Mr. Smartypants?


Yes. It seemed a logical fallacy to assume such a thing. Also, I thought the woman was pregnant. Turns out she's having a bad day...So she could be pregnant.

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#17
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I think not! It has, get this, not only a see-saw, but T-SHAPED MONKEY BARS OMGOMGOMG!!!!


yes, it does suck. But the bowling alley and arcade are just a block away.



Oh sweet!
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#18
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WTF Marcia. You live 2 houses away from a school. Dumb bitch.



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I hijacked this!
#22


Murray Melvin approves of your town, sir.
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#23
I originally read her status as "I'm having a baby" and I was like...you don't need a school...you need an abortion a hospital...

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#24
remember simcity?
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