#1
Ughh. The downward depression spiral starts again. Gf broke up with me, failing three of my classes, haven't slept in 5 days, and when I sit down to play my favorite guitar to cheer me up I break a string and I can't go out and get new strings today. I need your help cheering me up, funny pics, jokes, stories are welcome. Please help, I desperately need it.
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#3
I suggest you consult your twanger.

Mine always does this thing that always cheers me up when I'm done.

Andredit: Or "down". Ah, either one works.


Protip: I mean jack off.
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#4
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I suggest you consult your twanger.

Mine always does this thing that always cheers me up when I'm done.

lol
u sir just made my day
#5
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You're ugly, fat and you smell disgusting. Have a shower, you skank.


Right...about...now is when I realized I should not have come to The Pit for advice. Maybe the good 'ol folks at 4chan can help with this problem.
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#6
*cursing links ftl*


on a serious note:

dude the best thing to do is just say "forget it"

i recently broke up w/ my gf too (a week ago)

and i wanted her back so bad, but now im just goin with the flow
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#7


He is now your boyfriend.
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#8


Believe it man
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#9
At the end of each sunny day is another day that you could have died. Be thankful for the life you have you twat.
Sail upon the open skies
#10
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Right...about...now is when I realized I should not have come to The Pit for advice. Maybe the good 'ol folks at 4chan can help with this problem.

This convinced me that you are a troll. *reported*
#12
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

F'ING

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


go write a country song about it douche

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#13
id just look at the bright side of being single, and just flirt with every girl.
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#14
Quote by Steve The Plank
You're ugly, fat and you smell disgusting. Have a shower, you skank.

Btw, you're adopted.



I liked the kicker at the end.

and at least u can get a girl.. I can't.
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#15
Quote by Just Andrew
I suggest you consult your twanger.

Mine always does this thing that always cheers me up when I'm done.


This is what I would describe as 'a very good idea'.

EDIT:

id just look at the bright side of being single, and just flirt with every girl.


This too.
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#17
Go find another chick.
but don't get into a relationship!

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#21
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This convinced me that you are a troll. *reported*


this convinced me that your a douche
#23
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Weird, I just got back from Walmart with my new set of strings


You FAIL for buying Walmart strings. And UG has now helped me realize the harsh reality that no one cares about my problems. But the demotivational poster did cheer me up a bit so I guess thanks?
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#25
..you dont get depressed from a break up.. you just get really sad. there is a difference.





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#27
Man you're 15 and your gf has broken up with you? Your past your prime and you'll never find anyone else.
Enjoy dying alone.
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#28
Get some sleep. It seems like my mood crashes sometimes at the end of a day, but sleeping helps out. 5 days without sleep is just not good for your body.
#29
Quote by username94
Right...about...now is when I realized I should not have come to The Pit for advice. Maybe the good 'ol folks at 4chan can help with this problem.

What the hell is your problem.
#30
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This convinced me that you are a troll. *reported*



..I figured he was just being sarcastic.

He's not even doing anything spammy or annoying, so how does this make him a troll? He's just a poor guy looking for help.


Anyway, sir, I'm too lazy to look for any funny pictures or anything.
So look at it this way. You'll break up with many girls, and eventually, you'll get over all of them, I don't see it as anything to worry about. But it's completely understandable to be upset.

And I understand how breaking a string on a day off is incredibly aggravating.
But it's sometimes a good way to learn multiple ways of playing things, since you can't use that string.

Just look ahead, this'll all pass in a few days.

Go take a nap.
#31
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Weird, I just got back from Walmart with my new set of strings



Walmart sells strings? I suppose you're going to tell me they sell guitars, too.
#32
Quote by username94
Ughh. The downward depression spiral starts again. Gf broke up with me, failing three of my classes, haven't slept in 5 days, and when I sit down to play my favorite guitar to cheer me up I break a string and I can't go out and get new strings today. I need your help cheering me up, funny pics, jokes, stories are welcome. Please help, I desperately need it.


You've got some sort of neurological/psychological disorder, you should see a specialist. Though while you're awake, trying revising instead of UG, if failings such a problem
#33
Quote by KG6_Steven
Walmart sells strings? I suppose you're going to tell me they sell guitars, too.

they do
but they reak and only cost 50 dollars
#34

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#35
Quote by username94
Ughh. The downward depression spiral starts again. Gf broke up with me, failing three of my classes, haven't slept in 5 days, and when I sit down to play my favorite guitar to cheer me up I break a string and I can't go out and get new strings today. I need your help cheering me up, funny pics, jokes, stories are welcome. Please help, I desperately need it.



Want me to cheer you up? Look at it this way:

Just be glad you weren't married to her and had 5 kids.

Alimony

Child Supprt

Fail

Feeling any better now?
#36
Man, when everything in life is going wrong, remember that you were the beat the other sprems to the egg.
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#37
dude seriously shut the **** up. no one gives a ****.

Boo Hoo your girlfriend broke up with you. Think about the kids in Africa that are dying form disease and are starving. Thats a ****ing bad life. Try living one day in their life. Douche.