Quote by Hadi The Ghost
Knock Knock!
Who's there?

"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.. Otherwise, there would be no religious people."
so there's a camel and an elephant. The elephant is like, "hey camel, why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel is like "I don't know, but that sounds pretty funny coming from a guy with a dick on his face."
I went to a wedding last night, between two antennae.
The ceremony was terrible but at least the reception was good.
lol u have faggot in ur username

Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.

Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
Oh yeah?
Yeah, it runs in your genes.

Why did the house call the doctor?
It had window panes.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.

Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.