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#1
For the wishing of happy 18th to our favourite Saafend girl

WE LOVE YOU TONI!

I felt a bit cheap giving you just the one biscuit so I got you this:

R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
Last edited by Zaphod_Beeblebr at Jan 12, 2009,
#3
Awwhhh I was gonna make it!


Happy Birthday dear!

I got you a dancing penguin.

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#5
Happy b-day!

you will find a male stripper in your closet at exactly 9pm sharp. bring gloves, glasses, and plenty of tin foil.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#6


I got you another dancing penguin.
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#9
Haaaaapy Birthday
I was born in Southend also

Round's on me.
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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For the best tingle, use Original Source mint. That shit feels amazing on your balls.


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#10
Happy Birthday!


I got you Fred Savage.


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#12
Happy Birthday!!

I got you Sheryl Crowe and John Mayer in a bear suit!

By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#13
Enjoy!

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#14
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Enjoy!

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Dude, you got her Smoke on The Water? NICE!!!
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#15
Quote by Yngwi3
Haaaaapy Birthday
I was born in Southend also

Round's on me.

cheers
im actually a basildon bird, born and bred.

but TS is from north essex, its all the same to him haha

thanks everybody, time for bed now.
im celebrting on saturday with a fancy dress party
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#16
Quote by OddOneOut
cheers
im actually a basildon bird, born and bred.

but TS is from north essex, its all the same to him haha

thanks everybody, time for bed now.
im celebrting on saturday with a fancy dress party

You're not dressing up as Madeline McCann are you?


>.>

<.<
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#18
Quote by OddOneOut
cheers
im actually a basildon bird, born and bred.

but TS is from north essex, its all the same to him haha

thanks everybody, time for bed now.
im celebrting on saturday with a fancy dress party


Oh I'm just "TS" to you now am I?

Oh who am I kidding I got you this too:



Be careful with him ^_^
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#20
Happy Birthday.


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#21
Happy Birthday, Toni


I got you a new guitar




and a guitar tutor

Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#22
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and a guitar tutor



Damn you! Why didn't I think of that
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#23
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Happy Birthday, Toni


I got you a new guitar




and a guitar tutor


Gordon for my birthday you're a babe you are SYK x

thank you everyone, that cake is.....O_O
arghhhh exams in 1 hour
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#25


I got you AMAZING sex.. with me


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#27
Happy birthday!

Here, have a penguin.



...And a cabaret costume.




(Fun fact: This one is really more for me than for you...)
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#28
Happy Birthday OddOneOut. I know of you on the forums but I haven't spoken to you until now. I'll make an effort next time the chance presents itself.
¤´¨留話 請留話 請在我說完後
¸.•´¸.•´¨¸.•¤¨哭泣我不在這裡 我不在那裡請在嗶一聲之後留
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´(´¸.•¤´`¤下自己的秘密請在嗶一聲之後對話筒沾自喜請在嗶一聲之後對空氣唉聲嘆氣


我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

請在嗶一聲之後留下有聲的話題¤

請在嗶一聲之後分擔感情的問題¤


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#29
Happy Birthday you sexy, sexy girl.
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Matrix GT1000FX
Mesa 4x12
Behringer FCB1010
#31
birthdays in bas vegas.

let the vomiting outside the bowling alley commence...
--------------------i'm definitely the alphaest male here--------------------
#33
Happy birthday. I got you exactly £0.687844.




Invalid due to vandalism.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Last edited by CTFOD at Jan 13, 2009,
#34


I got you a private performance from Dave here.

Happeh 18th!!
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#35
I got you Terry. Don't ask him about the pram or the fridge-freezer, he gets annoyed when people bring it up.


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#36
Quote by Gunpowder
Happy birthday!

Here, have a penguin.



...And a cabaret costume.




(Fun fact: This one is really more for me than for you...)

I actually have something just like that...

only shorter, perfectly fitting and prettier.
Quote by Renka
OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#37
Happy Birthday love! You're an awesome lady and deserve the best time
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e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#38
Happy birthday!!!

Sadly, I'm too stingy to buy you a present. :p
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#40
Quote by OddOneOut
I actually have something just like that...

only shorter, perfectly fitting and prettier.


Way to shit on my present
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
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