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#1
If all the time you spent on UG and in The Pit, you had spent practicing guitar?
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#2
REAL good, man. REAL GOOD.

EDIT: My guitar playing time has been cut in half because of the Pit.
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#3
A fucking virtuoso.
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#5
Well, I'd certainly be better, but it wouldn't be a totally dramatic change, unless I had spent all that time practicing my right hand. I would be Paul Gilbert by now as far as picking goes.

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#9
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#11
I'd probably be the subject of many a pointless debate in the Pit.
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#13
I would still suck. I started playing 20 years before the Pit appeared on the landscape.
Thank god I now have something else to waste my time on.
Edit. Make that 35 years.
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#15
I'd be killing people when I go into world domination mode...
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#16
Worse.
I would be playing at 4:00 a.m., causing me to get kicked out of my house and losing my guitar.
#17
I think it's the quality of practise that counts, not necessarily quantity. With the lack of enthusiasm I'd have with extended periods of obligitory practise, the productivity would slide. With the half-hour bursts of practise I do, I feel it's more effective and I can still enjoy it.
#18
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Worse.
I would be playing at 4:00 a.m., causing me to get kicked out of my house and losing my guitar.




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#19
I'd be terrible. More so than now of course.
I would pick up the guitar, get bored, and start masterbating. Unfortunately, this would lead to a rather severe case of arthritis. So severe to the point where I wouldn't be able to pick up a spoon and have to appease my desire for self-stimulation with my feet, much less pick up a guitar.
#20
probably too good. The whole universe would implode
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#23
usually i alternate pit sessions with practice, so my practice hasn't been hampered down that much...
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#24
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Guitar? What is this you speak of?

It's a stick with strings on it.
How ya been Josh?
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#25
Most of the time when Im on Im playing at the same time. So, I dunno. I prob. could be better then getting side tracked on the pit.
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#26
I already play well enough, therefore I can waste as much time here as I'd like.
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#27
I'd kick Batio's bum here to Tuesday.
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#28
I always have a guitar in hand when I brose the Pit, because I'm always writing songs while I browse.
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#29
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I already play with myself enough, therefore I can waste as much time here as I'd like.

Fixed.
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#30
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Fixed.

What is it with you and young boys playing with themselves, Don? Are you hinting that you want pictures or something? Because that can be done.
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#31
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What is it with you and young boys playing with themselves, Don? Are you hinting that you want pictures or something? Because that can be done.

No thanks. My imagination is much more vivid than those old Polaroids you have.
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#32
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No thanks. My imagination is much more vivid than those old Polaroids you have.

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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
wow this thread makes me thing about all the time i've spent playin video games,surfing on the net(mostly ug),watching porn and wanking off when i could have been practising guitar,
and that is a lot of time...
#34
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...Don, let me talk to your wife.

Sure. You probably wouldn't survive it.
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#36
About as well a Sam Totman.

Oh wait...
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#37
i would definitely be better.

but im not sure HOW much better.
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#38
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Sure. You probably wouldn't survive it.

I'm not going to eat her meatloaf.

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#39
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It's a stick with strings on it.
How ya been Josh?


I've been great. It looks like I finally found time to put "The Pit" back into my schedule.
How about you?
#40
I could probably sweep pick by now. I'm so close, I got the movements down on both hands, just gotta pick up the speed!
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