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#1
One rule: I'd prefer for people to keep their sex lives to themselves. All posts must be completely unrelated to sex. I'll start.

Last night, I decided to go to sleep with my window open. When I woke up, it was literally 30 degrees inside my room. I hopped in the shower. When I got out, my room had steam in it so thick that I couldn't see the ceiling. lol.

now let's here your's
#2
Your mom.


EDIT: I tend to drink too much, knowing very well that it'll kill me one day. My general lifestyle is very unhealthy and if I keep going like this, I will probably not get older than fifty. That is stupid I guess.
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#3
Once I thought if a I wore a super man cape and jumped off our two story house I would fly.....


Broken leg.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4
Quote by drdoom8793
One rule: I'd prefer for people to keep their sex lives to themselves. All posts must be completely unrelated to sex. I'll start.

Last night, I decided to go to sleep with my window open. When I woke up, it was literally 30 degrees inside my room. I hopped in the shower. When I got out, my room had steam in it so thick that I couldn't see the ceiling. lol.

now let's here your's


If that was your craziest, you might need to get out more.
#5
my failed suicide
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#6
I opened this thread.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

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#8
Quote by Joshrocker48
If that was your craziest, you might need to get out more.


well, that was actually leaning more towards the stupidest side. lol
#9
wow ts that is one CRAZY story

edit: nvm i guess you just answered to somebody else umm i dont know what ive done thats crazy ill think of something... ok its pretty stupid, not really crazy but i started a fire in the middle of the street with my friends cause i was bored. it end up that we had to stomp out these gigantic flames while a car was coming. i just ditched the group and one by one everybody left leaving only one person to stomp out the fire and he was wearing flip flops
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#10
Quote by drdoom8793
well, that was actually leaning more towards the stupidest side. lol



Still.
#12
Ran up and walked/danced on a runway during my school fashion show just to win an iPod Nano.


I won.
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#13
Well there was this REALLY fat chick I invited over and I pushed her on my bed and we started...

OH!!! NOT about sex? Whoops.

Um... I ate a cookie that fell on the sidewalk. Got aids. No more sex with fat girls.
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#15
My friends dared me to stick a whole roll of fly paper in my mouth. I did it.
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#16
Snorting altoids. It was fun for a joke, but...WHEW!!! Man...that stuff really burned...and got me in a lotta trouble.
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#17
SWIM burned down a barn while smoking herb.
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#18
well I'm not really one to do anything out of the ordinary. But at my friends birthday me and my friends smoked nothing... Literally, it was a rolled up piece of paper lit on fire. I could hardly breathe for a week.
#19
I used the search bar......
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#20
in high school me and my friends notice the new securtiy cameras at school so we flipped them upside down for fun. got caught then suspened then my parents sent me to private school.
#21
10 or eleven beers, way too many shots of vodka, car, tree, weed, intensive stargazing. In that order. Weirdly enough, that was the last time i remember actually feeling good about life. Greatest feeling in the world to say "**** it" to everything else. Oh, and taking a ****load of vicodin and OD'ing.
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#22
man you guys sure are a crazy lot. hope i never party with you guys... i wouldn't beable to handle it!
#23
Me and like 7 of friends piled onto a golf cart mean for 4 people. We were hanging of the back, the sides, and someone was laying on the roof. The driver then floored it, and the golfcart did a wheelie for like 10 feet before flipping over.
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#24
Too much advil... long story
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#25
I tried to concentrate a ****load of chakra trying to do a Chidori.

Seriously, I did.


EDIT: Forgot to mention, I also tried to do those energy blasts from Dragonball Z.
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#26
Me and my friend stole a transmission out of a car in a very dark parking lot.

That......well I really dont know why we did that.

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#27
Quote by valennic
Me and my friend stole a transmission out of a car in a very dark parking lot.

That......well I really dont know why we did that.


I'm actually impressed...
#28
stupidest is not a word. hence, typing the word "stupidest" is the most stupid thing i've done.
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#30
I've ridden on the side of my friend's bronco. He said he'd only do like ten, but he put it up to like 45 Mph.

There is a lot that doesn't really come to mind at the moment.
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#32
One time me and my friend were bored so we started messing with this chick we know from school cause shes fun to **** with. So we started out following her around in the grocery store making it obvious we were stalking her..making sure to pass her in every aisle..she knew it was in jest at this point though. Then we took it to the next level.


We walked over to her house at 2am and literally camped out in her front yard..we texted her telling her to come outside in which she did; infact she came out just as we were finishing up Koombaya. She was pretty pissed started yelling and cussing at us "What the **** are you doing here? You guys are crazy..yadda yadda yadda" In which I finally looked up and simply replied "We need more soup *hands thermos*". She threatened to come outside with a bat so we finally, satisfied enough with our-over-the-top self amusement, packed up and called it a night.

Its alot less creepy when you know the background to it all...regardless though its still extremely stupid no matter what way you look at it. Was fun though..we are just committed in our messing with people is all


TL;DR: We camped out in some chicks front yard at 2am...for some reason. Is that even legal?
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#33
Fire a gun at wooden targets, with no permit.

Dance on the stages when I'm drunk in nightclubs...


Yeah... nothing to extreme.
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#34
Not buying that bag of Funyuns. Instead I bought Cinnamon Bears. They were tasty, but not as tasty as funyuns.
#37
I onced climbed onto a school bus in someone's driveway, to then jump into a bush that was situated about 6 feet or so from the bus. Have it on camera too.
#38
went out drifting during a very large county snowstorm

i was hittin up the back county routes

it almost got really bad when i pulled my ebrake at 45 mph on a 60 degree curve
nearly hit a barbwire fence as ibarely pulled myself back onto the road, barely missing a large road sign

pretty ****ing epic night actually


there was also this one time where i managed to esccape the police at 3am in someones backyard with only one exit (even more amazing)
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#40
I got high with my cousins during christmas , and then instead of staying outside we went back inside where the entire family was... I don't think they noticed, however i was in a very deep conversion with my uncle that was superdrunk, that might've raised some eyebrowns, lol
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