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/(Not) enough money to buy a (real) cheeseburger

Eighty cents:
two quarters, two dimes, a nickle and five 'lincs.

I lost my favorite green pick,
so I have to use the one that's pink.

Writing sub-nonsense lyrics doesn't make me artsy,
it makes me an ambiguous prick.

Make something up.

I'm not a dance punk,
though I listen to Dance-Punk;
tell me to dance
and I'll grind until it hurts.

I'm in a funk,
but I don't listen to funk;
tell me to slap
and I'll punch you in the face.

Make something up.

Eighty cents:
two quarters, two dimes, a nickle and five pennies.
I want cash in on change,
but I only have enough change to buy a rat-burger,
so I'll just make something up.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....