#1
Ok so today this guy said i had no life because i was attempting to karate chop sticks, so i told him that his mom had no life...on the bed and he got hella pissed off. a day later he posted" at least i have a a mom and not 2 dads."
So whaty should i say back?
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#4
Tell him that he sneaks into hospitals to try and suck off quadriplegics while they sleep.
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#5
something that makes sence aharhoarhoahoahowe

edit: i dont want him to stop, i justwanna piss him off....haehaehoaeoheohrahorero
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#6
"How would YOU know if I had 2 dads?

STOP DENYING YOURSELF!"
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#10
Explain to the man that homosexuality is not a bad thing, and then kick his dick.
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#11
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#13
tell him that at least your grandmother's head isn't on fire..... then light his grandmother's head on fire
#14
"Your level of vocabulary and comprehension is far lower than mine for me to construct a valid argument opposing your opinion according to your level of comprehension. Therefore, I wish to further not speak to you anymore."
#15
Or you could tell him that your family is vastly socially superior, because there isn't a female to drag things down.
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#16
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wow i did not know that they would edit that out.... im a bad boy
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#18
"I CANT HEAR YOU WITH THE **** IN YOUR MOUTH"
i say that sometimes
also just wait till you hear him walk into one and say something about his penis and or someone, also make fun of him for liking someone in the school, that should get him mad, but dont make him crack cause he will come back to school with duel AK's.
#22
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"Your level of vocabulary and comprehension is far lower than mine for me to construct a valid argument opposing your opinion according to your level of comprehension. Therefore, I wish to further not speak to you anymore."




I don't think you should be talking about anyone's grammar.
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#23
say this:

"man dude, that was a weak comeback.

but I guess if I wanted a good comeback, I'd just scrape it off your teeth."

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#25
say something along the lines of "that's what you think..." and leave a sinister looking emoticon.


Then kick yourself for admitting that you had sex with his tranny mother.
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#26
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"I CANT HEAR YOU WITH THE **** IN YOUR MOUTH"
i say that sometimes
also just wait till you hear him walk into one and say something about his penis and or someone, also make fun of him for liking someone in the school, that should get him mad, but dont make him crack cause he will come back to school with duel AK's.


yeah, the dick in your mouth one.
#27
"I know, you sure got lucky. It's tough enough that you're getting molested by one dad"
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#28
Just say "HEY.....SHUT UP", and if he doesn't then proceed with a junk punch
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#29
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Tell him he plays ball like a girl


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#30
shut the hell up and fight him, you puss. Obviously if you're thinking this much about this you may as well skip the foreplay and just get it over with. You've both got a boner about something stupid, just fight and it'll be done. Jesus.

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#31
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"Your level of vocabulary and comprehension is far lower than mine, and it would be extremely time constraining for me to construct a valid argument opposing your opinion comprehensible to someone with your level of intelligence. Therefore, I wish to end all contact between myself and the ignoramus that you see in the mirror every morning."



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#34
Tell him he jacks off to a picture of (insert gross thing here, say, Gay Mexican Anal sex maybe?).
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#35
Tell him that he doesn't actually have a mom anymore since you killed before/during/after sex or something