#7
The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death...

Happy Birthday.
-I don't believe this, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

-In a row?
#8
happy birthday yo
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#10
here i got you nothing happy birthday.

as you get older you learn nothing comes free so i got it for you.
#11
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Happy birthday!!

I got you Tim Tebow.

one can not just give Tim Tebow for his power is far to awesome for any mortal to even comprehend let alone give unto another mortal.

on the other hand I got you a list of Led Zeppelin's reunion tour dates:


Enjoy.
#12
This should be reported and you should be banned, your birthday is not important

Nah jks Happy Birthday
#13
Quote by in2thesun88
one can not just give Tim Tebow for his power is far to awesome for any mortal to even comprehend let alone give unto another mortal.

on the other hand I got you a list of Led Zeppelin's reunion tour dates:


Enjoy.


Funny, very very funny.
-I don't believe this, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

-In a row?
#14
I got you a dog

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The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


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#16
I gotta be honest, I really just came for the beer and cake.

Happy birthday anyways.
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You're Thurstonsexual

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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#17
Here. I got you what I get everyone else.

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#19
I got you the best present of all....

disappointment!
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#20
Feliz Cumpleaños!
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

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Beautiful.
XxLloydxX for president!
Even though I'm english..

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#21
you can't wish yourself a happy birthday.
you get nothing.
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.