#4
Everyday the world frightens me a little bit more. ]:
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#6
Why was the first thing I wondered "What colour and how big is it?"
#7
Quote by xaviergray
I sure hope this isn't the first post or I'll get facepalmed.

On topic, "lol".

XAVIEDIT: Thank goodness. Sucks to be that guy though ^

Why me?!? I'm a good man!
#9
funny
Quote by slickerthnsleek
YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
Quote by dxpaintball8000
long live bucketmark.
#10
Rofl
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
Quote by GogglesVK

hazardmaster has won this thread.


Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese)
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
#11
Quote by 3lusiv3
Why was the first thing I wondered "What colour and how big is it?"

Dildo purple, obviously.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#13
It would have been funny...


except for the dog part
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#14
awesome title
Between the velvet lies, there's a truth as hard as steel.
The vision never dies, life's a neverending wheel.
#16
Quote by TooFast
Dildo purple, obviously.




IT'S HIM!!!
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#18
Quote by exiledsoul

IT'S HIM!!!

you forgot his gimp suit!

pass the rest of teh game noob!
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#19
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
you forgot his gimp suit!

pass the rest of teh game noob!


i don't play video games. ever heard of google?
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#20
Quote by exiledsoul
i don't play video games. ever heard of google?

Ever heard of a joke?

They're quite popular these days...
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#21
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Ever heard of a joke?

They're quite popular these days...


ever heard of sarcasm?
wow i'm a dumbass. =D
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#22
Quote by exiledsoul

IT'S HIM!!!

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#25
Quote by CaptainRon
I just wish Canada had long prison sentences.

If you shot a guy in an robbery you would probably be out in 6 years.

Killed them, you'd be out in 8-10 years.

Right, because obviously our shorter prison terms are causing an escalated level of crime compared to places like the United States which has long terms...


Oh, wait...
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#26
Quote by Jackintehbox


wat


Oh wow
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#27
i know the guy who lives next door to the house that got broke into
Last edited by gir vs wild at Jan 13, 2009,
#28
Quote by Jackintehbox


wat

Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#29
Thank god it's not near my area, I don't want any crazy dildo wielding dog killers around. Then again, my neighbor's a cat killer.
Quote by Ed Hunter
I took out a fly with my jet of piss once. I felt like God!



“This is ridiculous; my job is to sit here and do this bloo-loo-loo-loo, bloo-loo-loo-loo” - Paul Gilbert on sweep picking.
#30
I thought that he killed the dog with the dildo...I was all !
Quote by Fishyesque
Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


Quote by metal4all
A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#31
Quote by TooFast

That's exactly what i said

tintin ftw
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#33
why doesn't the forum look that way for me? mine is blue



Stop highlighting my signature!!


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