#1
what's the best way to start a conversation with a girl? I'm not the incompetent nervous wreck type or anything, talking to girls normally isn't a big deal.. but that's when I already know them at least a little.


But what about when you are walking down the street, or in a store, and you see a cute girl and out of curiosity you wanna go talk to her.. How exactly do you do that? I've just never gotten that.

I'm a lousy conversationalist


also.. posting "i cum blood" isn't funny, you're not original, stop trying to fit in you little fag, and grow up.
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#2
So i heard you like Meringue.

Take it from there..
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#3
genius^
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#4
Compliment them somehow. Say you like their shoes, or their hair, or their eyes, or something. Don't make it sexual, obviously, don't say you like their ass or boobs or anything. Just go up to them and say "Hey, I couldn't help but notice your_______," or something of that nature.


TBH, I haven't really had much luck with girls as I'm very shy, but on the rare occasion I have managed to work up enough confidence, I've found that compliments generally work best.

Edit: Or just show her your giant airplane.
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#6
i cum wait i mean talk about her shoes
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#7
weather.
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#8
Find someone weaker than you, (a kid with Glasses works best).
Take him round with you.
When you next walk past a girl, punch that kid in the face with all the strength you can muster.
That when hes on the floor yell.
"Lol you has glasses, four eye'd freak!!!" as loud as you can.

Being a neanderthal seems to get the girls attention pretty well.
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#10
i cum blood
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#12
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EDIT: alaskan ninja, I thought I was special

Well, you're the one with the massive airplane, right?
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#13
Ummm. . .

"Hey, how's it goin?"
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#14
Don't ask about any genetic mutations they appear to have, apparently that's rude.
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#15
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Don't ask about any genetic mutations they appear to have, apparently that's rude.

Pretty much everything is a genetic mutation, actually. Hair color, eye color, etc., are all caused by genetic mutations somewhere in the past. And I've had pretty good luck talking about that kind of stuff.
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#16
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Pretty much everything is a genetic mutation, actually. Hair color, eye color, etc., are all caused by genetic mutations somewhere in the past. And I've had pretty good luck talking about that kind of stuff.

I'm talking about dominant mutations. Like when the sonic hedgehog cells aren't working right. Boy oh boy, you don't want to bring that up.
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#17
hello or some other variant i find often works quite nicely.
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#18
Quote by 100%guitarmad
It's not funny, you're not original, stop trying to fit in you little fag, and grow up.



plus one.

then again, you have a gigantic sig with huge lettering and bright colors....

so i think the faggotry is about equal.
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#19
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plus one.

then again, you have a gigantic sig with huge lettering and bright colors....

so i think the faggotry is about equal.



I concur, I hate oversized signatures..
#20
Out of all the girls i've pulled, none of them have been when I was initially sober....I've always pulled them drunk. So to be honest I can't tell you what i've said or done, but something must of worked.
#22
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you could say "hey, have you ever read the book called 'the relationship thread'?"


oh i c wut u did thur!

But thinking about that he does speak the truth, they will be able to help you more.
#23
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oh i c wut u did thur!

But thinking about that he does speak the truth, they will be able to help you more.

this thread will get closed soon enough. he should have brought it there in the first place.
#24
Just be yourself man, dont try and be all cocky n full of yourself,

but if that fails just whip out ur GEE-TAH n shred
#25
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Out of all the girls i've pulled, none of them have been when I was initially sober....I've always pulled them drunk. So to be honest I can't tell you what i've said or done, but something must of worked.


Me too. Except maybe about 3 girls. Well actually come to think of it I pulled them whilst drunk first.

I have a problem.

No idea what I must do when drunk that gets their attention more.
#26
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Find someone weaker than you, (a kid with Glasses works best).
Take him round with you.
When you next walk past a girl, punch that kid in the face with all the strength you can muster.
That when hes on the floor yell.
"Lol you has glasses, four eye'd freak!!!" as loud as you can.

Being a neanderthal seems to get the girls attention pretty well.


**** that is so close to being sigged
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#27
Quote by Zugunruhe
plus one.

then again, you have a gigantic sig with huge lettering and bright colors....

so i think the faggotry is about equal.



Is your sig a Caddyshack reference?
There is poetry in despair.
#28
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Me too. Except maybe about 3 girls. Well actually come to think of it I pulled them whilst drunk first.

I have a problem.

No idea what I must do when drunk that gets their attention more.



I like to think its my witty charm and handsome looks.....when really its probably because they are equally drunk.
#29
If Fable II has tought me anything, targeting her with LT and performing any of the flirt expressions works quite well.
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#30
ask her how to start a conversation when you are walking down the street, or in a store, and you see a cute girl and out of curiosity you wanna go talk to her
then try whatever she says, even if it involves shreddin
#32
"so, how about that local sports game?"


she'll be in the sack like a hooker on pay day
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#34
So I heard you like Mudkip... wait... I mean rape!, no wait!


Got new shoes?
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#35
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So I heard you like Mudkip... wait... I mean rape!, no wait!


Got new shoes?

#36
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that wasnt funny
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#37
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that wasnt funny

uh oh u r serius cat.

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