#1
Well as title says....Jokes.
Tell any jokes you have....short or longer. Stupid funny smart blonde fat yo ma
What ever the joke tell it.
#2
You know what you are if you're born 9 months prematurely?

A stain.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
Have you ever heard of this thing called "the search bar?"

Because TS hasn't.

I'll be here all week.
You're*
#7
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
There's been about 10 joke threads in the past 2 days. I'm confused. Somebody hold me.


*holds*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Quote by SOADisdabest
*holds*

Someone grab me, we can make a train!


Ba da da da da da HEY! Ba da da da da da HEY! Ba da da da da da HEY! Everybody Conga!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
Knock knock

Who's there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip for school tomorrow or you'll be in trouble.


GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#14
A pedophile, a priest and a rapist walk into a bar...
And that's just the first guy! ...
#15
knock knock

whos there

the searchbar

the searchbar who

use the searchbar
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#16
Whats yellow and dangerous?

... Shark infested custard?...


The discharge from my penis
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#17
Quote by Argonaut
Whats yellow and dangerous?

... Shark infested custard?...

The discharge from my penis


Nah, I'm sure it's okay.

It just smells weird.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
What did andychalmers102 say to Martyson?

Use the searchbar.
I'm here to help

Quote by Jimbleton
ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

Quote by Jackolas
andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#20
what band has 6 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads?


Nirvana
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#21
*generic chicken related searchbar joke*

sorry ts this is the god of all searchbar fail
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#22
I know a short joke.

TS' willy.


No offense to TS of course.
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you truly are a prince of men


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I get naked FOR my dog.