Just as Bill Bailey suggested, a friend of mine and I melted 4 chunky Kit Kats together and pretended they were the old-style Kit Kats and that we were pixies with tiny hands.

no discussion to be had here, i just thought you'd appreciate it.
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Looks tasty, want to PM me a chunk?
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Awesome stuff!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

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Todd that's great, send the idea to the company and demand millions for it.



I found one of those in a fridge at some guy I didn't know's party. I got kicked out for eating it but it was so worth it.
we're pixies in a pixie sized kitchen, so it does work.
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