#1
Pit i need your help,

My internets playing up and all pictures and icons are not working, they're replaced with a small box with a square, triangle and circle.

How do i get it back to normal so i can fap?
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#2
Virus check, turn it off and on again, try again.
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#3
for some reason, my virus senses are tingling

prolly just a false warning though.

but the computer thread can help
#7
try watching videos for fapping, non pornographic ones i mean
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#10
To boreamor nup.

xstax981 im running a virus check now.
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#12
Dude, download ccleaner and wipe all unecessaries, then run the registry cleaner. This sounds a bit like a run conflict considering your still allowed to surf.

Also, bring up your task manager-->processes and look for anything fishy.
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#13
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How do i get it back to normal so i can fap?




oh well, at least we know for sure that you belong in the pit.
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#14
oh noes, u cant fap?

thats tragic man, just tragic

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#15
try going to the ANSWER THE UGER ABOVES QUESTION thread

very fap worthy

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#16
hey, you could try some real
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#17
or roleplaying. kinky **** right there.
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#18
TS, reading your post, i think you haven't got any chance on repairing your computer by yourself.

I think you should call an expert, then watch carefully what is he doing and try to remember everything.

Or call one of your nerd friends.
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#19
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I think you should call an expert, then watch carefully what is he doing and try to remember everything.


he'll find your porn.
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#23
You sir, are an idiot. Everyone knows that you download porn and save on the computer for later use...
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#24
Should've had a V8
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#25
You mean the boxes you get from typing llama?
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#27
We'realltoBlame yes
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#28
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#29
try reinstalling flash and java
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