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So I have to write a parody of Jonathan Edwards' famous sermon "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" for my english class.

If you guys could help me come up with a funny topic it would be of much help.

an example of a response you could give is " Fire in the hands of an angry Arsonist".

_______ in the hands of an angry_______


Thnks Pit!
#6
Children in the hands of angry Pedophiles.
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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#8
Quote by imdeth
Nuts in the hands of an angry squirrel.



Anything Better? come on there are more than 800 people in the pit right now.
Last edited by MegadethFan at Jan 13, 2009,
#11
**** in the hands of an upset rape victim
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I hate that...actually I just hate anyone under the age of 16


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Just get it cut a little. It will grow back. Besides why is it so important to look metal? That's just retarded.


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#18
Babies in the hands of an angry cannibal.

Small boys in the hands of an angry Michael Jackson.

Boobs in the hands of an angry hot lesbian.
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I really ought to get my username changed...
#19
Quote by MegadethFan
Anything Better? come on there are more than 800 people in the pit right now.


St. Anger in the hands of an angry metalhead.
#21
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oooo good one

shotgun in the hands of an angry employee?

Shotgun in the hands of Kurt Cobain

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Jonathan edwards who? Guitarist and singer? or somebody else?


He's a dead preacher
#23
Quote by Skierinanutshel
A 400 mHz proton NMR spectrometer in the hands of an angry organic chem lab technician.


lol those machines are expensive man. if the guy was angry why not just open up a bunch of deadly fume hoods?
#26
A chair in the hands of an angry Maury guest.
"A sense of purpose overrides reason."- Terry Goodkind

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


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- the late and ever-loved "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
#27
Quote by imdeth
St. Anger in the hands of an angry metalhead.


hahaha i was just thinking this one
#31
crap in the hands of an angry plumber

pfft we could do this for days
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#34
LSD in the hands of an angry hippie.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#35
Quote by angusfan16
Metallica fans in the hands of angry Megadeth fans.


Megadeth FTW

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LSD in the hands of an angry hippie.

Are you in my English Class? Somebody suggested that.
#37
cup in the hands of 2 girls
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I hate that...actually I just hate anyone under the age of 16


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Just get it cut a little. It will grow back. Besides why is it so important to look metal? That's just retarded.


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#38
a lol wut pear in the hands of an angry mod
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
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