#1
Who else is one?

Yes I am a 17 year old ordained minister.

Who wants a marriage?

Clicky

See? My credentials. (I hope it worked)

EDIT:

I'll point out that it took me 1 minute on the internet to become one?
Last edited by boreamor at Jan 13, 2009,
#2
If I was an ordained minister, I would marry house plants.
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#4
Well, seeing as that's universal.....


I wish to marry a gay horse who is actually both my mother and my sister. AND SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT ABORTION.
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#5
Sweet. I've been thinking about meeting some random bird online and then dragging her into a local Taco Bell for the ceremony. You in?
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#6
Can you marry me to the lamp post outside my window?
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#7
Quote by imdeth
Your name is Ross?


Yes it is

EDIT: And sure, I'll marry you all.

I do have some rules:

- Must be real.
- Is not my guitar.
- Is not Imdeth cause he's mine.
Last edited by boreamor at Jan 13, 2009,
#8
I'll be a New York State minister by early February.

UG Ministerial club?
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#9
My dad's an "ordained minister"
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#10
That's pretty impressive, for how old you are. Of course, i don't know what it takes to become one, but give me a few minutes. I think I'm finally going to propose to my guitar.
#12
Quote by boreamor
Yes it is


Well hello Ross Henderson.

I now know your name, what you look like and the general area in which you live. Guess what that means?


#13
Quote by imdeth
Well hello Ross Henderson.

I now know your name, what you look like and the general area in which you live. Guess what that means?




hahahaha

Ah that made me laugh for a few minutes
#14
i am, too, but i don't remember where i put my credentials
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#15
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That's pretty impressive, for how old you are. Of course, i don't know what it takes to become one, but give me a few minutes. I think I'm finally going to propose to my guitar.


I'm not sure about TS, but it took my dad 7 years of post-secondary.
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#18
Quote by boreamor
Yes it is

EDIT: And sure, I'll marry you all.

I do have some rules:

- Must be real.
- Is not my guitar.
- Is not Imdeth cause he's mine.


Is Imdeth a chick or not? I be confused..
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#20
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#21
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Marry me to a British person, I don't care who, just any British person.

Ah, a masochist
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#22
reminds me of the simpsons episode except homer could print out a collar
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#26
Quote by boreamor
Anyone who gets ordained on that site, please join the group in my sig

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#27
Yeah! I'm going to marry my guitar now!
To atone a sin I didn't care for, but a sin that paid my debts
A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes