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SAN FRANCISCO - A California man has been arrested for arranging for his 14-year-old daughter to marry a neighbor in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, police said.

Authorities in Greenfield, a farming community on California's central coast, said they learned of the deal after Marcelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, asked them for help getting back his daughter after payment wasn't made.

Police also arrested the intended groom, 18-year-old Margarito de Jesus Galindo, on suspicion of statutory rape, but prosecutors have not decided whether to charge him.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28629054/?GT1=43001

I know I shouldn't laugh but still,
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Man knows what he wants, gotta give him credit for that.
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UrAllSh1t, you are sh1t. I know this is the Pit, but you presented it about as one-sided as the IDF's media spokesman.

Read down the link, and you see that the money was a dowry, the beer and meat were for the wedding.

The only illegal thing is that it broke the age of consent laws.

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farming community, no wonder.


p.s. Irish people can laugh at what they want seeing as we are the laughing stock of the world
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The decent human being in me says that he's an arsehole. The Pit monkey in me wants to give that man a knighthood.
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God bless America.
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wait...


UrAllSh1t, you are sh1t. I know this is the Pit, but you presented it about as one-sided as the IDF's media spokesman.

Read down the link, and you see that the money was a dowry, the beer and meat were for the wedding.

The only illegal thing is that it broke the age of consent laws.


I know I saw that, but I left it out because it's not nearly as funny as imagining some guy sitting on his big pile of cash drinking beer and eating meat.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
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SAN FRANCISCO - A California man has been arrested for arranging for his 14-year-old daughter to marry a neighbor in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, police said.

Authorities in Greenfield, a farming community on California's central coast, said they learned of the deal after Marcelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, asked them for help getting back his daughter after payment wasn't made.

Police also arrested the intended groom, 18-year-old Margarito de Jesus Galindo, He then preceeded to talk about WTC how the fire that was fueled by jet fuel isnt hot enought to melt the steel.



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But seriously, that sucks to be her.
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I know I saw that, but I left it out because it's not nearly as funny as imagining some guy sitting on his big pile of cash drinking beer and eating meat.


I feel like I just found where you stashed your pot of gold

Didn't want to expose you as a LIAR though
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It was totally worth it.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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The decent human being in me says that he's an arsehole. The Pit monkey in me wants to give that man a knighthood.


Same here...

Also, on that link it was advertising guitars and basses for sale... OP, do you work for MSNBC?
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Also, on that link it was advertising guitars and basses for sale... OP, do you work for MSNBC?

No.

Damn, they've discovered my secret
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
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Someone say "Pot of gold"?


Follow the rainbow.
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That **** doesn't fly in USA, however that is common in mexican culture (i dont know about the selling part but the marrying much younger women) so i am not one to place judgement.
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