#1
From MSN.com:

"A Californian man arranged to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for 16,000 dollars, 100 cases of beer and several boxes of meat.

Police in Greenfield said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment was not made as promised.
The man was arrested on suspicion of human trafficking along with an 18-year-old man on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with the man, but she is under California's legal age of consent and cannot legally marry."

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#3
Hell, if I had a choice of a teenager or 100 cases of beer I know which I'd pick!
#5
Decent amount of money, A lot of beer and soda and food, or a whiny teenager leeching on your income?

I know what I would pick.
#6
unlucky guy
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#8
TS look at your signature.
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#9
That's frigging funny, the dude who got the teenager was jipped.
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#10
UGer chastised for not using searchbar...

Wait, what?
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#11
sounds familiar
i think i saw the same thread 2 minutes ago...
strange...

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#13
Hell, I'd do it too. That's a damn good deal.

Just depends on which kind of meat we're talking about...

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#14
Talk about a dowry....

but if she went willingly, can't her father sign for her to be married? Age of consent only means that a guardian has to approve of a marriage, doesn't it?
#16
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Hell, if I had a choice of a teenager or 100 cases of beer I know which I'd pick!

depends on the type of beer
#19
Mmm beer...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#21
And he woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling boxes of meat.
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#23
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here in redneck land, the legal age of consent is 16



Indeed sir. good to see a fellow Oklahman.
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