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#1
What are some things intended to be funny but completely fail?
the first thing I think of is most MADtv sketches.
#2
This thread.

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#3
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This thread.

This post.
Gotta agree with the Mad TV man.
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#6
To be fair, MadTV had a couple of good ones. Anyone see the flashlight sketch?

And if you ask me, SNL has gone down the ****ter, ever since Jimmy Fallon was considered the funniest guy on the show. There haven't been many good ones since before that.


I had something in mind, but now I don't remember...consider this a reserved spot...

EDIT: Crap, after seeing some of the stuff other guys posted, I agree (Dane Cook, Russel Brand, Scary Movie 4).....


So I'll have to submit Napoleon Dynamite and any movie with "Movie" as a suffix, but only the ones after Scary Movie 3 (Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc etc.)
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Gotta agree with the Mad TV man.


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#11
Russel Brand.
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anyway...

Mad TV can be pretty bad sometimes, but every once in a while they have some funny stuff.
#13
Yeah to be fair too I have seem a lot of funny Madtv....so....to input non funny things...Scary Movie 4....it was only funny when I was stoned. But I barely laughed though.
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I always laugh at you Renka.
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#20
SNL Lately
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Lol, I just remembered something funny from yesterday at work....

I work a cash register and I rang up some English muffins, and the register showed it abbreviated as "English Muff".

I chuckled, the customer had no idea what I was laughing about.
#25
Any female comedian.
I have not seen one.

All they really talk about is periods and how their husband's a fat twat. I mean, any more generic and they'll be talking about how hard pregnancy is. Oh wait... they already have.
#26
The Mighty Boosh.
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#27
Not defending MADtv because I agree its gone downhill...but SNL is SO much worse...

And MADtv has Christa Flanagan....mmm....
#31
I'll agree with MadTV. I'm also gonna say the Monty Python series. Maybe it's just the British humour, but I can't stand those movies. Oh, also Colbert, I can't stand his show. (Love the Daily Show though!)
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#32
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This thread.


A lot of things on UG, like this ^^
And "I cum blood", or anything about searchbar.
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A lot of things on UG, like this ^^
And "I cum blood", or anything about searchbar.


THIS x10000000000

Glad I'm not the only one who finds all that crap annoying...
#34
All of the "[adjective] Movie" movies (Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie, etc..).
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Any female comedian.
I have not seen one.

All they really talk about is periods and how their husband's a fat twat. I mean, any more generic and they'll be talking about how hard pregnancy is. Oh wait... they already have.


I agree, though from what I've heard of Sarah Silverman she's alright, I like her brand of humor.

But Kathy Griffin needs to shut her mouth. I feel like I'm getting ear-raped every time I hear her mouth. There's a reason for the idiom "Chatty Kathy".
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Any female comedian.
I have not seen one.

All they really talk about is periods and how their husband's a fat twat. I mean, any more generic and they'll be talking about how hard pregnancy is. Oh wait... they already have.

Russel Brand's mum is pretty funny tbh.
#38
Cartoons in general. I enjoy watching Simpsons, South Park etc. but only one cartoon has made me actually laugh out loud and that's Futurama.
#39
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British Comedy.


Find me a better comedian than any of the guys from the TV show "Mock The Week" and I will pay you.

To be honest, the only American comedian I like is John Pinette... Oh wait, he's Canadian.

Let's be fair. You have none.
#40
[quote="'[Arran"]']Find me a better comedian than any of the guys from the TV show "Mock The Week" and I will pay you.

To be honest, the only American comedian I like is John Pinette... Oh wait, he's Canadian.

Let's be fair. You have none.
American comedy and British comedy are both completely different. Americans generally don't find British comedy funny and vice versa. Neither is "better" in the end, though.
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