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#1
If you could have 1 super power/ability, what would it be? I'm creating this thread just as a fun discussion.

There's only 1 rule: No making up a super power/ability that refers to sexualality.
(Cause that's probably what 50% of the posts would be)

This isn't a rule, just a suggestion: Plz try to come up with unique abilities rather than the same old, same old ones (example: ability to fly), however if you can't that's fine I don't really care

Now, to start it off: I would choose to have the ability of being able to turn water into
any energy drink i want (Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, Adrenaline,
etc.)

Your turn.
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#4
Id like to morph into an animal. Pretty cool stuff.
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#6
Psi powers


The whole smorgasborg

Kinetic, mind control, Pyrokenisis, etc


Edit: Or to Control Time

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Quote by Wibanez
There's only 1 rule: No making up a super power/ability that refers to sexualality.
(Cause that's probably what 50% of the posts would be)

Now, to start it off: I would choose to have the ability of being able to turn water into
any energy drink i want (Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, Adrenaline,
etc.)


1). Dammit!
2). Gross!


I would probably choose to be ambidextrous.
#9
Ability to teleport to any time or place.
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#10
The power to perfectly replicate any power i can think of. And the power to get a movie deal, with sequels that don't suck.
#11
Basically, Jedi powers.

Answers I've given in the past to this thread that pops up every month include the ability to win at any time at anything at will and to make people orgasm at will.
#12
have a pocket that all i had to do was think of a number and that much money was there


that or meat vision
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#13
Moleculeman powers
control all matter organic/inorganic on whatever scale you wanted to
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#14
There's only 1 rule: No making up a super power/ability that refers to sexualality.
(Cause that's probably what 50% of the posts would be)


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#15
I would have the power to make sharp spikes come out of my body, and out of my hands so they'd be like claws. And I'd be able to throw them as well and re grow them.

They would only come out when I wanted them to so I could look normal when I wanted to

^^
#17
Using 100% of my brain would be pretty cool :P

if im not already! /conspriacy

anyway, id would quite like to have soothsayer related ability.
#18
ability to decide other peoples moves,

like a murderer would come and attack you, he says: I am going to kill you, and you would be like: no youre not, and then he turns around and leaves.
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INVISIBILITY! IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED IT THOUGH, I'M PRETTY MUCH A NINJA ANYWAY LOL.
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#22
I'd want the ability to make people incapable of lying at will.

That's good news.
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#25
Common sense.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#26
Why do these keep popping up?

did you use the searchbar?

Anyway, I'd have to choose "Africa Man" with the power to starve children!!!

...

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


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#27
to stop time like in bernards watch so i could do work wenever and steal stuff like cool cars and put them back later and win running races and shizzle
#29
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#30
The remove ability
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#31
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Psi powers


The whole smorgasborg

Kinetic, mind control, Pyrokenisis, etc


Edit: Or to Control Time

I agree! Telekinesis would be the bee's knees though.
#32
You remember that part in the Matrix when Trinity needs to learn how to fly that helicopter and with almost seizure-like blinking of the eye lids, she knew how to do fly it?


I want to be able to do that, minus the creepy eyelid twitching.
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#34
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#35
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INVISIBILITY! IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED IT THOUGH, I'M PRETTY MUCH A NINJA ANYWAY LOL.


More like: Invisibility! It's not like I need it though, nobody notices me anyhow...
#38
Controlling time. Maybe just stopping it, I'd fuck too much **** up if I could actually go back in time.
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#39
My superpower would be to make people ejaculate with my mind.


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#40
the power to make a person orgasm just by thinking it

"hit him gary, go on knock him out"
" i cant everytime i try i get all horny..."

oh it would epic
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