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My good friend got called 'gay' when he was talking to a girl he likes. They were joking around on facebook and now he needs a diss to get her back.

I'd help him but family is off limits so I don't know what to say.

Other than this is stupid/moronic/noobish/idiotic/retarted/icumblood/icameblood/rape her/rape the family/Ummm.... grow up?/buy her some curry/Fishy knickers/stickitinyourpooper

What can the pit come up with?
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#6
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"Fishy knickers"


This lol
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#8
a girl he likes.
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#9
The girl he likes called him gay? Thats not good.
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Tell her to close her legs cause you can smell her from where you are.
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The girl he likes called him gay? Thats not good.

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#15
****ed with a knife?
Entrails ripped from a virgin's ****?
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#16
if he were gay, wouldn't that made her a man?
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#17
If I'm not mistaken, isn't talking and courting with girls a good thing? They should be gay for thinking talking to girls is bad. What grade are you in because this is like 6th grade. Take it from me, your friend is definitely not gay for trying to get into something with a girl like a normal person.
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#18
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'your friend'

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eh
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If I'm not mistaken, isn't talking and courting with girls a good thing? They should be gay for thinking talking to girls is bad. What grade are you in because this is like 6th grade. Take it from me, your friend is definitely not gay for trying to get into something with a girl like a normal person.


you have no idea what's going on do you?
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#22
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eh

He admits it!

This thread is now about the benefits of presenting curry as a gift during courtship.
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#23
Why do you have to use gay as an insult? It's offensive(to use 'gay' as an insult)!
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you have no idea what's going on do you?


i'm not sure why I found that so funny.

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Why do you have to use gay as an insult? It's offensive!


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#26
Call me old-styled.... but I say he goes with a classic approach to the situation:

Light some dog crap on fire right on the bitch's front porch.
#27
My good friend got called 'gay' when he was talking to a girl he likes.


I'd help him but family is off limits so I don't know what to say.


make up your mind?
#29
Maybe its a good thing, I hear girls go for gay guys. He can act all gay and non-threatening and then BAM... Sticky time baby.

If not just sniff the air with a perplexed look on your face and casually ask if she has a tuna sandwich in her pocket.
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#30
why dont you make him come up with one?
It seriously isn't that hard against women.. something sexist usually suffices
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#31
send her a copy of mein kampf and assure her your friend is not gay
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#32
girl: your gay
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#33
S*** on her coat.
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#34
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make up your mind?


Family as in he can't talk **** about her family... what part of that do you not get pedro?
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#36
This is gay...


Kidding. Anyway you're leaving out a lot of details so it's hard for me to help.
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#37
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This is gay...


Kidding. Anyway you're leaving out a lot of details so it's hard for me to help.


what would you like to know?

Guy is in France, girl is in Alberta. They talk on msn/facebook everyday. She called him gay, and he wants to get back at her but he doesn't want to say **** about her family.

What I suggested was "If I'm gay why don't you let me fondle with your boobs"
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Awesome.

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#39
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Family as in he can't talk **** about her family... what part of that do you not get pedro?


What do I have to do with this? You quoted someone else I think.
#40
pull her pigtails?......or grow up?
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