#1
i have to write a story for my french class and i cant think of anything to write about. i know the pit is creative so, can you help?


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#2
A human rebellion against the bears that have taken control of earth.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#3
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A human rebellion against the bears that have taken control of earth.


Do it.
#5
once upon a time there was a monster names Jackoffulous, he was over 7 feet tall and had one eye, he loved to fap, all day Jackoffulous fapped, he fapps until he cums blood, he once saw a little baby, he then ate the baby, then he raped the puppy it was carrying

THE END!
#6
Tell the story of how the turtle got his shell, sold it to sir platypus who gave it to sam snail who sold it half price back to turtle who found a surprise in the shell.
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#7
The Ugly Barnacle

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly everyone died, The end.
#10
do what I do when I need to come up with something, listen to music, depending on the mood you want, listened to different things.
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#11
Write a story about the Pit and how terrible it was whenever anyone asked for help on said forum due to the nonsensical replies. And in the end Vampire Robot Nazis are defeated by machine gun-wielding dolphins.
#12
Right now I'm writing a story called "Don Henley's Mexican Ex-Girlfriend."

TS, just think of an occurrence in everyday life, maybe a chance meeting with an old friend, a conversation with a stranger on the subway, a trip to the zoo to look at ostriches, anything, really. Have you ever read the book "Nine Stories" by J.D. Salinger? That was a really big influence on me, writing-wise. It really opened up my mind to what a story could be.