Poll: What would put you off dating someone?
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View poll results: What would put you off dating someone?
not perfect in every way
5 5%
leaves the toothpaste lid blocked
3 3%
bad manors
7 7%
smelly bits
8 8%
fugly
12 11%
small boobs/bum/penis (all?)
4 4%
bad personality liar/cheater
47 44%
no pulse
3 3%
advanced stages of decomposition
10 9%
nothing i am completely desperate
6 6%
Voters: 106.
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#1
What would least put you off dating someone


(top one being most picky bottom one being least)
Last edited by MrChief at Jan 14, 2009,
#3
Probably if they were a viking.

EDIT: Nevermind.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#4
a penis
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^^^ So much win, omg.
#5
a viking with herpes
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#6
Quote by Century
a viking with herpes

And a penis
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
Quote by wesleyisgay
a viking with a penis and herpes



you gonna get raped by viking with herpes
#11
If they were a ditzy blonde girl, with a penis and herpes who was also a viking.
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+1. This man knows his ****.


Walker Rose.
#13
if they are alive. total turn off
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^^^ So much win, omg.
#14
Stupidity or bitchiness
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You are an idiot. Idiots get punished. You will be punished.
#15
Quote by Iriathz
Bad personality.



This.

She could be hotter than Cleopatra but if I can't hold a conversation with her then it won't work.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#16
I love how the pit is so pretentious, that it puts personality before decomposition level when picking a girl.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#18
I'll say fugly, but i'll vote for the last one so no one wil know


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#19
lack of religious backgound...
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#20
Quote by iantheman
I love how the pit is so pretentious, that it puts personality before decomposition level when picking a girl.



well actually we technically decompose from when we are born

(pretentious...MOI!!!)
#21
I like quadriplegic girls. The way they just sit there while I remove their clothes and touch their private areas. They're like my little rag doll. So soft, so helpless, so defenseless.
#22
generally a penised turns me off...
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#24
Quote by Skierinanutshel
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!


(and not paying attention to anything but their cell phone)

Oh poo, it seems I did break the combo. My apologies.


Bad personality - selfish and self centered.
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#25
Quote by Powerhouse
I like quadriplegic girls. The way they just sit there while I remove their clothes and touch their private areas. They're like my little rag doll. So soft, so helpless, so defenseless.



you should watch boxing helina
#26
Quote by Powerhouse
I like quadriplegic girls. The way they just sit there while I remove their clothes and touch their private areas. They're like my little rag doll. So soft, so helpless, so defenseless.



I've been here for going on three years and that is BY FAR the creepiest shit I've heard during my whole membership.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#27
Quote by dudetheman
I've been here for going on three years and that is BY FAR the creepiest shit I've heard during my whole membership.



he right tho. mmmm soft fleshy stumps
#29
Quote by Cianyx
Lazy eye...
Definitely lazy eye



contact lenses can correct that


lazy arse worse
#31
Quote by Powerhouse
I like quadriplegic girls. The way they just sit there while I remove their clothes and touch their private areas. They're like my little rag doll. So soft, so helpless, so defenseless.


lol that made me laugh so hard lol
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^^^ So much win, omg.
#32
Quote by Skierinanutshel
topedit: ^^^ wrong.


i have a lazy eye.......











One eye lookin at ya, one eye lookin for ya.

I know someone who uses contacts to sort it. when she wears specs the lazy eye comes back.
#33
Quote by MrChief



One eye lookin at ya, one eye lookin for ya.

I know someone who uses contacts to sort it. when she wears specs the lazy eye comes back.


more like one eye has corrected 20/25 vision, one eye has uncorrectable 20/400 vision (and therefore makes me blind in my right eye).


and it sounds like a focusing issue, not a lazy eye.
#35
Bad manors are the worst!

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#36
'bad manors'

EDIT: Damn i was about do do the same!

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Bad manors are the worst!

#37
Male genitalia or smelly female genitalia.
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#39
Quote by Skierinanutshel
more like one eye has corrected 20/25 vision, one eye has uncorrectable 20/400 vision (and therefore makes me blind in my right eye).


and it sounds like a focusing issue, not a lazy eye.



nope lazy eye. sorry it didnt work out for you
#40
Quote by MrChief
nope lazy eye. sorry it didnt work out for you



nah man, its cool. i was born blind in both eyes (cataracts) but one doctor tried an experimental surgery on me to remove them, and now i only have glaucoma in both eyes, vision in my left, barely any in the right, and fluid sacs and shunts above both my eyes to regulate pressure.



and......yeah....overall rudeness puts me off.
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