#1
Next week my band is gonna be entering a battle of the bands at my school, and I've been hearing rumors that the judges they are getting may be biased and favor a certain band. I'm not sure if its true or not, but I want to be prepared just in case, so is there anything that my band can do to really wow them? We have our songs down pretty well, and our stage presence isn't bad, but we may need that little extra. Any ideas?
#3
bring rifles and artillery. Then march towards the other bands and open fire.
grok it.

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#4
Got there and KICK ASS.... Maybe bang the female judge
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#7
Fog machine.

Everyone loves fog!
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#8
Make out with each other
Try pyrotechnics. In their faces.
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bring rifles and artillery. Then march towards the other bands and open fire.



This.

Also you could hold the judges families hostage. That would wow them
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#10
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Got there and KICK ASS.... Maybe bang the female judge



Maybe the male ones too..

Parachute into your show?
I uno..
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#11
Tell them that your playing for charity.

If you win the money goes to you.
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#13
Kick ass.
If that fails, guitar flips, stage dives, and sexy dancers.
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#15
Kill Them All....


....seemed to work for Mettalica anyways.
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#16
well, you need to look pumped up and **** but I dunno maybe throw in solos during certain parts that would sound good.......
#18
find out what genre they like and cover a song from that genre.

For example, if they like 80's metal, cover a song by Judas Priest or something,

Or if they don't like metal, cover a Led Zeppelin song?

Just find out what kind of music they like and play something from that genre.
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#19
At the end, throw your guitar on the ground, light it on fire, and then get on your knees in front if it while stoking the flames up with your hands. Afterwords, walk away.

I'm pretty sure that nobody has ever done that....
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#20
have rockets shoot from your headstock, spew out fake (or real, it's your choice) blood, get hung from a fake gallows, "accidentally" stab yourself in the leg with a sword, etc.


wait a minute...
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#21
Stage dive
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At the end, throw your guitar on the ground, light it on fire, and then get on your knees in front if it while stoking the flames up with your hands. Afterwords, walk away.

I'm pretty sure that nobody has ever done that....


This.

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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
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#24
Id say for you guys just to act like its a normal show. Music shouldnt be a competition.
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