#1
I'm guessing The Pit has a lot of "dirty" secrets, and this is place to tell other UGers all about them, so confess away!

I'll go first ( )

I once dumped a pixie stick into my friends ear while he was sleeping, he didn't know it until his girlfriend asked what the dry powder was in his ear.
#3
i made sex with ur mum ololol

Edit: I shoved a crayon down my ear
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#4
I IRL trolled the middle east about 2000 years ago when I pretended to be the son of God or something, but it backfired. I can still poke my finger through the holes.
#5
it was me
My Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Epiphone AJ
Ibanez Strat Copy

Amps:
Orange Tiny Terror Head
Old beaten up Peavey cab
Marshall MG30DFX
#6
Quote by severed-metal
I grabbed my sister's boob...

...on purpose.


MY GEAR!
Amp
-Peavey Classic 30
Guitars
-Silverburst Epiphone Les Paul Custom
-Squier Stratocaster
Pedals
-Ibanez TS9DX Turbo Tube Screamer
-Fender PT-100
-MXR Phase 90
-Fuzz Face Clone
-MXR Carbon Copy
#7
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Quote by BlackandSilver
Kill 'em All in St Anger with the help of the Master of Puppets. He can Ride the Lightning, creating a Death Magnetic.



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#8
Sometimes when no one is home, I'll take out my penis and rub it on my cat...
Sail upon the open skies
#9
Quote by LordBishek
I IRL trolled the middle east about 2000 years ago when I pretended to be the son of God or something, but it backfired. I can still poke my finger through the holes.

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#11
i masturbated with stolen cheese
Quote by John Petrucci
When it comes to practicing, I would spend about 63 hours a day
#13
I once got together with my boys and things got wild. I ended up raping this girl. She went and told her family and that's when all the trouble started. Things were never the same again.

...

Oh wait... That was Sextus Tarquinius, sometimes I get myself mixed up with Sextus Tarquinius.

Sorry.
#14
Quote by Eminored
You are a terrible person.

...and to think I once prayed to you for help.


Lol. Owned.
#15
Quote by LordBishek
I IRL trolled the middle east about 2000 years ago when I pretended to be the son of God or something, but it backfired. I can still poke my finger through the holes.



80th best UGer
#16
Quote by angusfan16
Sometimes when no one is home, I'll take out my penis and rub it on my cat...


well sometimes when im alone with my dog and some peanut butter...

i litter terribly, ive thrown all kinds of stuff out my window
Quote by guitardude34875
be the music, not the scene
#17
I listen to Creed...


....And I LIKE it.
Schecter Stiletto Studio 5
Ibanez SRX2EX1
Gallien Krueger 1001rbii
Gallien Krueger Neo 410
#18
In kindergarten i took a dump in my teachers bag. No joke, she made me stand in the corner for ten minutes so i decided revenge was necessary. Never even got caught.
#19
Quote by mitch311
i masturbated with stolen cheese


Why do you give a ****?
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