#1
Dear Pit, I'm doing a project for environment class where we have to make a piece of clothing out of recycled materials, and I'm making a bra. I wanna put some really funny environmental tit puns on it, or envirotit puns if you will.

So far, all I've got is "100% natural"

Any other bright ideas?
#2
Protect the habitat of the blue-footed boobies.

Help preserve the great tits.


I just realized something. Ornithologists are pervs.
kill all humans
#6
Save the trees, burn clothing instead!

Kaaaay...
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#7
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That remark is just off-color just enough that I believe I believe it might show up in my signature.

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#9
With these bras, your breasts will go green...

All this global warming makes the weather a little nippy, so make sure yours can't be seen.

EDIT: Recycle your cans.
Last edited by crackerpleaz at Jan 14, 2009,
#10
Quote by heaven's gate
"Let's not lose man's most important natural resource"


hahaha I like that one
#11
"Forget the whales, Save the Melons!"

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#16
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Protect the habitat of the blue-footed boobies.

Help preserve the great tits.


I just realized something. Ornithologists are pervs.

Titmouse.

Why the hell would you call a bird the "titmouse" for any other reason than to make teenagers giggle?
Last edited by Flying Couch at Jan 15, 2009,
#17
Saving the world, one tit at a time.
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#18
"Organically Grown"
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Gear
Squier Strat
Ibanez RG7321
OLP John Petrucci Sig Model
'78 Martin D-28
Line 6 Spider II 15 Watt
Peavey Backstage 15 Watt

Carpe Diem...
...Seize the Day
#28
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Yay I've been sigged!


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#29
Use the Derelict fashion line from Zoolander for inspiration?
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