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No, this isnt a medical advice thread

So I was curious if any of you Pit monkeys are actually brainy M.D.s in the real world! If you are, share your specialty, where you recieved your education, how many lives you have saved, blah blah blah

Also, share if you are a Pre-Med or a Med School student! Or even if you are just an aspiring doctor like yours truly

To start off the conversation, I was looking to go to either UCSF, UCSD, or University of Washington for my Pre-Med in a year. Anybody familiar with the programs at these schools?
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#2
I played gynecologist once or twice. Oh the horror.
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#4
No, they probably have a Doctor forum that's similar to The Pit. Like if WebMD had forums (I don't know if they do).

Plus someone who plays guitar and is a doctor borders dangerously close to being a super hero. I'd accuse my rock-star doctor of being a super hero (if I had one).

Rock-star doctors get all the bitches.
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#7
Yes. I'm a 50 year old dude who has a fancy college degree and who also happens to visit the Pit everyday.
#8
Quote by Bushinarin
No, they probably have a Doctor forum that's similar to The Pit. Like if WebMD had forums (I don't know if they do).

Plus someone who plays guitar and is a doctor borders dangerously close to being a super hero. I'd accuse my rock-star doctor of being a super hero (if I had one).

Rock-star doctors get all the bitches.

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#9
im going to culinary school....
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#11
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Yes. I'm a 50 year old dude who has a fancy college degree and who also happens to visit the Pit everyday.


Yes, because there is no such thing as a 25 year old with a degree, right?
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#12
Quote by Bushinarin
No, they probably have a Doctor forum that's similar to The Pit. Like if WebMD had forums (I don't know if they do).

Plus someone who plays guitar and is a doctor borders dangerously close to being a super hero. I'd accuse my rock-star doctor of being a super hero (if I had one).

Rock-star doctors get all the bitches.


I believe Dr. House plays the guitar

I always knew he was a super hero.
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#14
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No; but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


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I believe Dr. House plays the guitar

I always knew he was a super hero.


Don't be absurd, Doctor House is an actor.
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not this guy although im thinking of going into physical therapy. but more than likely not. im a liberal arts major right now but im probably switching to business next semester
#18
I'm not a gynecologist... But I'll take a look

OH HA HA HA.

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im going to culinary school....

so you can be a line cook in a family restaurant? that sucks.
#20
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TS, I'm at UW. The pre-med program here is really good.
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#21
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No; but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


damn, a step above my stay at super 8 last night.
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#22
There must be doctors in the Pit. Why else would everyone come here for medical advice?
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There must be doctors in the Pit. Why else would everyone come here for medical advice?


Progression of logic:

1. There are no doctors in the Pit.
2. People come here for medical advice.
3. People could go to Doctor's for medical advice.

Therefore.

4. We, The Pit, are more credible than doctors.

When Harvard see's this post, I'd like them to PM me my honorary degree.
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Don't be absurd, Doctor House is an actor.


Ehem. Doctor House is a character. Hugh Laurie is an actor.

(Sorry).
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Ehem. Doctor House is a character. Hugh Laurie is an actor.

(Sorry).


Way to piss on my dreams... you... you...


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I'm a Doctor of love, baby.


TS, I'm at UW. The pre-med program here is really good.


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#28
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I believe Zeguitarist is a med student.

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#29
just go accepted into Baylor college of medicine. i start august.
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#30
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I'm a proctologist.


Oh, really now? Well it just so happens...
#31
EVERYONE IN THE PIT IS A DOCTOR! Don't you know Pit-dwellers always come to us to discuss their health problems?

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I'm a proctologist.


I was going in for bi-weekly prostate exams but my doctor said he doesn't to see me anymore... so I'm in need of a new one.
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#34
Quote by tyronelab
*coughs* Ahem...

I'm a med student, or at least I am for now. Have a neuroanatomy exam today and it'll not be the nicest exam ever.

Good luck man, I have that exam in March, it won't be nice indeed... Hope you do well! Cheers mate!
#36
I was considering being one, till I realised that it wasn't for me when I did work experience in a hospital. Seeing people that sick and dying makes me sad.
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#37
I'm a doctor of philosophy (PhD)
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#38
I've got a few friends that are biomed students. Training to be doctors. They get cadavers to mess around with so when they start on real people they don't **** it up too bad.

Also, necrophilia. It's awwwwwwright.
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#39
Everyone in the Pit thinks they're a doctor.
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#40
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Yes, because there is no such thing as a 25 year old with a degree, right?


Not a PHD. Unless we're talking about Doogie Howzer.... But he was fictional. Introduce me to a 25 year old who has completed his/her 8 years of Med School and I'll introduce you to my big pet pear who says "LOL WUT?"
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