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#1
One of my best friends, lets call him Joe, has a sister. This sister is 14 years old, around 100lbs. Lets call her Layla. Cute blond.

Both my best friend and Layla are good friends with an older guy, much older guy, lets call him Jeff. Jeff is 20, big guy, 300lb football player.

Now... my two friends Joe and Jeff hang out all the time, really good bros, and are constantly together doing stuff. Joe knows that Jeff and Layla are friends... but thats about it.

Today I discovered from a reliable source that Jeff and Layla are makin' whoopie behind my best friends back. Very often.

tl;dr - My best friend's 20 year-old mate is ****ing his 14 year old sister behind his back.



****ty thing is I am friends with all of them.

As of now I plan to pretend like I don't know. What would you do were you in my situation?
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Last edited by SlinkyBlue at Jan 15, 2009,
#3
In this situation, I would do as follows:

1. Hear gossip and news about 20 and 14 year old sex-joy-time.
2. Continue living my life.
#4
i would pretend i don't know as well, as long as no one else knows u know. just play it cool and forget about it. and stay out of it. the last thing u want is one of them turning on you.
#5
That's wrong in almost every state...oh wait...every state.

I'd stop that non sense before he gets caught and charged with...well...too much stuff..

Being that young, they're immature and if he pisses her off she could say he raped her and well...you get the point.

EDIT: Oh I say this because I've seen it happen, not me of course, but some people I know. Normally I'd say ignore it but...idk.
Last edited by TGFMusic at Jan 15, 2009,
#6
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#9
ask the 20 year old for a video? then show to said brother as proof.
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#11
Tell the police! Actually, I would see about getting some of that 14-year old action. Maybe the both of you can share and have a real nice party with it.

This is assuming that by 14 Year old you mean whiskey because that stuff is good aged! Every man has a bottle of it that he calls his sister that he can call on to help him feel better.

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#12
Talk to the 20 year old first.
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ask the 20 year old for a video? then show to said brother as proof.

And the police.
#16
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Talk to the 20 year old first.


I would, but I'm not too stoked about talking to a 300lb football player about this, whilst I weigh 120lbs.

Not the most awesome scenario.


EDIT: when I said that Jeff is my friend... I meant moreso that we hang out a few times a week and party. We don't usually talk. He doesn't usually talk, actually. He's not the type.
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#17
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I would, but I'm not too stoked about talking to a 300lb football player about this, whilst I weigh 120lbs.

Not the most awesome scenario.


Break his legs, then interrogate him Joker-style.
#18
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And the police.


why the po po? he should keep it for himself.
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#19
talk 2 jeff
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#20
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Dude, you should play Layla and win Layla's heart over and do her in the butt to spite Jeff.


This.
#21
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I would, but I'm not too stoked about talking to a 300lb football player about this, whilst I weigh 120lbs.

Not the most awesome scenario.


EDIT: when I said that Jeff is my friend... I meant moreso that we hang out a few times a week and party. We don't usually talk. He doesn't usually talk, actually. He's not the type.


you really think hes going to try to kick the shit out of you because you are calling him out on statutory? if he so much as touches you, you can go to the cops for BOTH assault and statutory rape. unless he is a moron he will realize this. talk to him. dont be a dick about it, just talk to him.
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#22
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you really think hes going to try to kick the shit out of you because you are calling him out on statutory?


... yeah? haha.

The thing is if I say something and it gets out, and its true, everything will get ****ed up. What about the girls parents? Where's the proof? She wants the sex, its consensual. DNA tests would have to ensue if she denies it.

I don't know dude I'm not down to go through with that. It's alot of **** and alot of people would hate me in the process.
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Just ask yourself: WWSRVD?
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#26
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Just ask yourself: WWSRVD?


Play the blues.
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#28
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... yeah? haha.

The thing is if I say something and it gets out, and its true, everything will get ****ed up. What about the girls parents? Where's the proof? She wants the sex, its consensual. DNA tests would have to ensue if she denies it.

I don't know dude I'm not down to go through with that. It's alot of **** and alot of people would hate me in the process.


wait.

so are you bothered by them having sex or not?

if you are bothered that they are, talk to jeff. if not, just let it be and act oblivious to it.

although i will submit for the record, jeff is a tool and most likely cant hook up with a girl his own age.
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#29
I just have ask, what do the people's weight have to do with this?
#30
Dude, you never mentioned how much your friend weighed.
Come on, you're leaving out important details here.

EDIT: Damn. Beaten to it.
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#31
Originally Posted by InvaderTSN
Dude, you should play Layla and win Layla's heart over and do her in the butt to spite Jeff.



This.
#33
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I just have ask, what do the people's weight have to do with this?


To give you an image.

He is not 300lbs of muscle, hint hint (but it's not like he's weak), and she's extremely skinny. It just makes me go... wat?
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#34
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#35
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To give you an image.

He is not 300lbs of muscle, hint hint (but it's not like he's weak), and she's extremely skinny. It just makes me go... wat?


For some reason I'm imaging a small child with a strap-on doing a very large black guy in the butt, and I'm really starting to resent you for it.
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#39
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wait.

so are you bothered by them having sex or not?

if you are bothered that they are, talk to jeff. if not, just let it be and act oblivious to it.

although i will submit for the record, jeff is a tool and most likely cant hook up with a girl his own age.


I'm bothered yes. Willing to cause the **** storm of drama, no. In my opinion Layla isn't worth it. She is a cocky, stuck-up prep who think's she's the sh/t. I know she's still 14... but you could imagine why I'm not down for the drama.

And I think you're right about Jeff.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#40
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Go for a helicopter ride over a ski-hill?


Seriously. You stay away from SRV's death with your jokes.

Same goes for all the people that give Dimebag crap.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
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Last edited by SlinkyBlue at Jan 15, 2009,
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