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Im having issues with a stalker. She emails me constantly. She refuses to say who she is. Shes really starting to creep me out. She says that she sees me all the time and its got me paranoid. What do I do to get rid of her?

This is serious. Plz, no stupid answers.
#3
Sleep with her
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#4
Ask her to send pics and you'll think about it.
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#5
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#6
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Ask her to send pics and you'll think about it.


she wont even tell me her name.
#7
you sure it's a she?




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#8
Quote by drdoom8793
Plz, no stupid answers.

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#9
Probably a troll. Or you can just block her. Maybe call the cops, they might be able to trace where the person is emailing you from and bust them.
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#10
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh WOO!

She calls me on the phone
Hoping that I'm home
And that I'm all alone
But when I say hello,
I only hear dial tone
She thinks that I'm her own
Outside my window she crept,
Watching my every step

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my stalker

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh WOO!

Sometimes she says she's my mom,
Looks like she doesn't belong
She's my own peeping tom
Flowers every day
The cops they tell her to stay
500 feet away.
She's sleeping on my doorstep
She hasn't hurt me yet

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my [x3] stalker

[Bridge]
This morning she wasn't there
I hope that she still cares

I almost gave up hope
But today i awoke
To a private note
She says she's going to jail
For going through my mail
But she'll stay on my trail

[Chorus x2]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my [x3] stalker

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x2]
I want to marry my stalker


yeah, just mark the emails as spam.
#13
Quote by drdoom8793

This is serious. Plz, no stupid answers.


Ah bless, spam her back.
#15
You could always trace her ip address and find out her address with a reverse lookup could be someone screwing with you
#17
Quote by drdoom8793
im positive.

how? If all 'she' does is email you and she hasn't told you her name or sent a picture then it could be some big dude with a goatee.
#18
give us an example of one of her emails
somebody might be able to get a view from it
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#19
spam her back. be like, "i'm pretty sure i saw you watching me yesterday." Then say nothing else. Start doing cryptic things like this.
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#20
Either get a pic, or post her e-mail on /b/ (4chan). That should do it
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#22
Quote by fallingforever
spam her back. be like, "i'm pretty sure i saw you watching me yesterday." Then say nothing else. Start doing cryptic things like this.


thats actually a pretty good idea. ill try that and see what happens
#23
Why don't you just trace the IP address of whoever it is?

It's not that difficult...
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#24
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Why don't you just trace the IP address of whoever it is?

It's not that difficult...


how do u do that? im a little slow when it comes to stuff like that
#25
Quote by drdoom8793
how do u do that? im a little slow when it comes to stuff like that

google search
trace email ip
#26
Tell her to schlick more. That's how I got rid of my stalker.
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#27
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google search
trace email ip


ugh....didnt work. she made this email just to do this to me
#28
Quote by Td_Nights
Why don't you just trace the IP address of whoever it is?

It's not that difficult...

And after that, ask the authorities to retrieve personal information of this person based on that IP. You'll have the name of your stalker in no time, and so will the police...
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ugh....didnt work. she made this email just to do this to me

... so?
#29
once you get her ip you can determine where she is using a reverse lookup
search google for reverse ip address lookup(or something to that effect)
(see the trend google has all the anwsers)
#30
Quote by Code Red Virus
once you get her ip you can determine where she is using a reverse lookup
search google for reverse ip address lookup(or something to that effect)
(see the trend google has all the anwsers)


findin out where she is doesnt help me at all. i know exactly where she is. our whole school is supplied with laptops so the only thing that will come up is my school's network. plus, she created the email address just to do this.
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Quote by drdoom8793
findin out where she is doesnt help me at all. i know exactly where she is. our whole school is supplied with laptops so the only thing that will come up is my school's network. plus, she created the email address just to do this.


maybe it is one of your teachers!


#33
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#34
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maybe it is one of your teachers!




holy ****.....nvr thought of that......
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#36
Get in there

Apparently I was stalked by some fat lass in Tescos once, says one of my "friends"

That really scared me
#38
Quote by CrazyDavey
No way a girl is emailing you.

It's a gay stalker.


no its a girl. i think ive figured out who it is.
#39
What sort of things do the e-mails say?
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#40
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What sort of things do the e-mails say?


well several of them were about seeing me and me not seeing her. about 3 or 4 were about getting in my pants. before anybody says "eff her" im not like that. besides, ive got something goin with another girl.
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