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#1
It's is currently -48°C where I live, and I'm really bored. What could I do to relieve my boredom, preferably something humorous and something I cannot do without the fertility endangering temperatures?

Pat_s1EDIT: It's -30°C without the windchill, and it's warmed up to about -44°C with the windchill now
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Jan 15, 2009,
#2
Go outside
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#3
See if you can pee outside before it freezes and you get a popsiclepenis.
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#5
Make snow angels.
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Last edited by kevC4 at Jan 15, 2009,
#11
it'll be -50 with windchill, it's -30 here without but around there with it in Winnipeg. It's been an insane week and I have to walk home from school everyday... About 20 to 30 minute walk. It's ok if you don't get blasted with wind.
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#12
yea, basically throw water out the window and see if it freezes before it hits the ground, take a whizz? umm see if you can preserve hamster/cat/dog/pet and thaw it out next year?
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#13
First of all prepare a really hot bath. Then take off your clothes. Then you open the door and you run naked outside for a good 20 seconds. Then you comeback home. Then you look at your self in the mirror and you see your penis in the piteous state ever. Then you say out loud SIZE DOESNT MATTER!!! Then you jump into hot bath and finally you masterbate for a good hour.
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#14
jack off naked outside (not a joke)

you will never feel so alive again. every moment in your life has lead up to this one.
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#17
At that temperature i'm guessing there's snow (mightn't be), but if there is build a large wall, bring your amp outside, crank it up to 11 and hit a E5 and see if you can blow it down.
#18
Throw another baby on the fire.
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#19
Prank call some deserving people. That always relieves my boredom.
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First of all prepare a really hot bath. Then take off your clothes. Then you open the door and you run naked outside for a good 20 seconds. Then you comeback home. Then you look at your self in the mirror and you see your penis in the piteous state ever. Then you say out loud SIZE DOESNT MATTER!!! Then you jump into hot bath and finally you masterbate for a good hour.


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#23
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First of all prepare a really hot bath. Then take off your clothes. Then you open the door and you run naked outside for a good 20 seconds. Then you comeback home. Then you look at your self in the mirror and you see your penis in the piteous state ever. Then you say out loud SIZE DOESNT MATTER!!! Then you jump into hot bath and finally you masterbate for a good hour.



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#24
go outside and lick some metal
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#25
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Throw another baby on the fire.


That's horrible!
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#26
take your guitar outside and see how long you can play fast enough so your fingers don't stick to the strings..
#27
I'm. SO. Jealous.
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#30
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why the hell do you live in minnesota?


you realize Labrador is in Canada right?

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nevermind
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#31
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Have you ever been in -40°C and -50°C weather?

I wish . Lowest I've been to was around 0 C.
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#32
It's -30F here...(which is -34C). Windchill brings it to -40F (which is also -40C).
You could blow bubbles. I've heard that they freeze and when they pop it sounds like glass breaking.
#33
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At that temperature i'm guessing there's snow (mightn't be), but if there is build a large wall, bring your amp outside, crank it up to 11 and hit a E5 and see if you can blow it down.
Yeah there's snow here, but there's a large layer of ice because last weekend we had temperature's of like +6 C, so all the snow that fell was really wet and made this huge layer of ice. Also, I doubt i could do it anyway with a Spider III
#34
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you realize Labrador is in Canada right?

you know what

nevermind

you have made a wise choice.
#35
go outside, spit and see if it freezes before falling down
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#36
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First of all prepare a really hot bath. Then take off your clothes. Then you open the door and you run naked outside for a good 20 seconds. Then you comeback home. Then you look at your self in the mirror and you see your penis in the piteous state ever. Then you say out loud SIZE DOESNT MATTER!!! Then you jump into hot bath and finally you masterbate for a good hour.

wtf
#37
lick something.
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#40
HAHAHAHAHA.

I'm glad I'm not the only one in this stupid sh!t.

-41F with windchill, GOD DAM RIDICULOUS.

I miss Arizona...
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