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#1
My friend Mike is out there. He's as dumb as **** in every subject yet he can finish a math test in twenty minutes and get nearly all of it right (he loses marks for laziness ).
One time in social studies, our teacher asked us how many seats were in the federal government (Canada) and he starts counting the seats in the class.
Our math teacher once said that he's so lazy, if he was freezing to death, he would forget to shiver :P
What about you guys, any dumbass friends?
#5
How is your buddy really stupid then? I think some of my friends are stupid at certain things, but I think I am stupid sometimes also. Everyone is differant in differant topics, you'll have to get used to it.
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Me and my friends are pretty much all the same. Same personality's and humor. As for being stupid, I dont think so. :P
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I think the real question is, how many of you have friends that are just so Stupid, that they could even be considered smart at being stupid
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#11
My friends aren't really dumb, just no one really gets us.
Yet all 4 of us still pull the most poon in our grade.

One time my friend henrik forgot to chew a dorrito so he just swallowed it whole. None the less, it got stuck in his throat and he had to wait 20 minutes of excruciating pain for it to melt down his throat since we had no water with us.
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I think the real question is, how many of you have friends that are just so Stupid, that they could even be considered smart at being stupid


I know a kid like that, and he does it to get attention. He doesn't realize that nobody likes hanging out with someone that dumbs themselves down for entertainment purposes. Girls find it funny at first but they quickly turn the other way and run also.
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maybe you're friends aren't stupid, just acting stupid for some comical reason?

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#14
I know one girl that spells exactly 'ezackalee'. She's 16 and has unprotected sex too. I think that trumps all of your friends.
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#15
My friend Splashed is out there. He's dumb as poop in a lot of subjects. He can't even finish a math test in twenty minutes, nor can he get any of them right (he gains points for "adorable" dedication ).
One time in social studies, our teacher asked us how many seats were in our classroom (in Canada) and I start counting the seats but Splashed thought that she asked about the federal government.
Our math teacher once said that he's so motivated that if he was freezing to death, he would motivate himself to die :P
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Well my Welsh teacher quoted on my report "So laid back he's nearly horizontal." .
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Did the math test consist of 2+2? if it did i wouldn't envy him.
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My friend Splashed is out there. He's dumb as poop in a lot of subjects. He can't even finish a math test in twenty minutes, nor can he get any of them right (he gains points for "adorable" dedication ).
One time in social studies, our teacher asked us how many seats were in our classroom (in Canada) and I start counting the seats but Splashed thought that she asked about the federal government.
Our math teacher once said that he's so motivated that if he was freezing to death, he would motivate himself to die :P


Fail.
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#20
Not a friend as such, but in class this girl was talking to the teacher about the classroom (we had to write down ideas and themes linked to this thing which I can't remember) and the conversation went something like this...

Teacher - Ok just write down several ideas and themes
(a few mins later)
Girl - Miss I can't think of several ideas
Teacher - Well how many ideas have you got so far?
Girl - Five
Teacher - Thats several, that will do
Girl - Really? but I thought several meant seven or more

Needless to say I cringed and slowly rest my head in my arms for the rest of the lesson
#21
I have a friend who always got A's on absolutely everything but she was completely blonde (literally too) - I asked her (knowing full well she wouldn't know) in second year what people from Denmark were called.


'Denmarkiens' was the hilarious answer...


I reminded her of it about 4 years later and again, asked her the question.

She said "well, I know now it's not Denmarkiens! Um...is it the Dutch?"


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Well my Welsh teacher quoted on my report "So laid back he's nearly horizontal." .


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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#24
One time I convinced one of my friends that the sun was black, and the light was only orangey because of the Doppler Effect
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Not a friend as such, but in class this girl was talking to the teacher about the classroom (we had to write down ideas and themes linked to this thing which I can't remember) and the conversation went something like this...

Teacher - Ok just write down several ideas and themes
(a few mins later)
Girl - Miss I can't think of several ideas
Teacher - Well how many ideas have you got so far?
Girl - Five
Teacher - Thats several, that will do
Girl - Really? but I thought several meant seven or more

Needless to say I cringed and slowly rest my head in my arms for the rest of the lesson


Okay she's just retarded...She didn't chose to be retarded. Do black people choose to be black, are they ashamed of it? So what's a big deal of. Leave her alone. Bad attempt at qualifing her as stupid.
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How is your buddy really stupid then? I think some of my friends are stupid at certain things, but I think I am stupid sometimes also. Everyone is differant in differant topics, you'll have to get used to it.

You mean like English, perhaps?
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A mate of mine is always coming out with cracking stupid lines. His most famous was "Did you know that 1 in 9 planes crash?". And more recently he said "A wheel isn't a wheel unless it's on the ground" so I replied "what is it when it isn't on the ground then" and he said something along the lines of "a big circular thing" then thinking quickly I said "Ok, but what about a steering wheel, or a catherine wheel, or a ferris wheel" he started to look a bit confused so I patted him on the back and said "Nevermind".

Thank god he can play guitar otherwise I'd fear for his future lol........saying that he does think the Marshall MG series is amazing.


EDIT: Just remembered another person. A girl that I don't know all that well but went out with my mate apparently once said, infront of a load of his friends "The sun is the moon at night, and the moon is the sun in the day". Meaning she thought that the 2 were same thing. She is about as blonde as you can get (both hair colour and intelligence) and it was no surprise when only a short time later my mate dumped her.
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#28
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Okay she's just retarded...She didn't chose to be retarded. Do black people choose to be black, are they ashamed of it? So what's a big deal of. Leave her alone. Bad attempt at qualifing her as stupid.


Uhm... That DOES qualify her as stupid...

You're the retard here buddy.
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#29
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You mean like English, perhaps?


What?
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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Okay she's just retarded...She didn't chose to be retarded. Do black people choose to be black, are they ashamed of it? So what's a big deal of. Leave her alone. Bad attempt at qualifing her as stupid.


Assuming you mean that in the context of a mental handicap...no she isnt 'retarded', just plain stupid to be brutally honest lol
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when people say stupid things like "whats a bird" I almost jump across the room and kill them.
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#32
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What?

I was jokingly highlighting a bit of poor grammar and the bad spelling of the word 'different' twice
please, don't be offended though, I was just joking
#33
I have more friends that are completely stupid than I do those that are smart ...im cool with it though..makes me feel smart.
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I was jokingly highlighting a bit of poor grammar and the bad spelling of the word 'different' twice
please, don't be offended though, I was just joking


I am not offended but you highlighted the part where I said my friends were stupid at certain things, then you pointed out my spelling errors... To make sense you should have at least bolded the part where I said I am stupid at certain things.
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#35
Yeah I have a friend whom I sometimes seriously think is a retard. Just the small things. Like how he act, and what he says. And his ignorance to the simplest things. Sometimes I just want to punch him in the face!


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#37
Not really my friend, but my sister-in-law is about as dumb as it gets. After she got a job at a Mexican restaurant, she was totally shocked to find out that using different kinds of peppers and different ingredients in salsa makes it taste different.
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Not stupid friends, but I have some very ditzy friends who have their moments...

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