Like many people, when getting in battles of the words i am a little slow to come back with something good, usually ending in me being embarassed. I figured people could post common insults, and their sweet comebacks to them so i could steal some, ultimately making me look better Fire away.
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Peavey XXX 60 watt combo
Ibanez TS9 Tubescreamer

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You're not racist, only black people are.

Quote by clincher09
Ah yes, you have a condition that many guys live with and are affected by everyday. It's called a penis.
shut up bitch or ill chop of your boyfriends **** and slap you with it, then drill a hole in your head and skull**** you

along with the obvious, it also insinuates that they are gay if it is to a man.