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#1
1. ".......shit."
2. "So that makes you the designated driver for the next nine months, right?"
3. "You're not gonna keep it, are you?"


Your turn!


please don't close this thread. i'm at work and I'm bored...
#2
dont tell mom
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#3
...Oh good. I kinda noticed but didn't want to say anything cuz I wasn't sure if you just let yourself go.
#7
"Do you know who the father is?"
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
Quote by Trefellin
...Oh good. I kinda noticed but didn't want to say anything cuz I wasn't you just let yourself go.

"Oh good Sally, I thought you were just fat and suddenly sexually unappealing"
Miss Scourge? PM me.

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#10
FAAALCONNNNN....

With who?

Do I know you?


Edit:
Damn. Beaten.
If you are reading this, then it would seem that you're either too busy with this sig with nothing in it to finish reading the thread or there are no posts left in the thread to read.
Last edited by Metalupyours42 at Jan 15, 2009,
#11
so...you mean my sperm is floating around in your stomach?

edit: nevermind that one!

i hope this isn't gonna be any harder than living with ONE person

edit2: nevermind that one too!

"oh God, i hope he doesn't turn out like you..."
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Last edited by chromeguitars at Jan 15, 2009,
#13
All you had to do was swallow...
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#15
How? Your only 8!!
Gir vs. Wild :a man with foreskin is like a mule with a spinning wheel, nobody knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it
#16
[In southern accent] "Great...Do you want me to get the abortion baseball bat or the miscarriage crowbar?"

I'll be right back I have to consult with The Pit on what not to say right now...
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#20
hm, well *pushes down stairs* you're obviously too clumbsy to take care of it..
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Stalin: sweet mustache
Hitler: sweet mustache
Pol Pot: cool name
Che Guevara: looks good on t-shirts



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Somebody get this guy a glass of milk


Yes, that is good BRING ME THE MILK
#21
*blank stare*
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#22
So that is why you are fat...
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#24
FALCOOON.....

EDIT: damn, beat me to it
My last.fm
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i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#25
"Oh fuck! There goes the rifling on your baby cannon...

But hey, at least I still have my truck. "
#27
Quote by Sublimical
One... Twoo... Three...


NOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*

i lol'd
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#28
Quote by username94
[In southern accent] "Great...Do you want me to get the abortion baseball bat or the miscarriage crowbar?"

I'll be right back I have to consult with The Pit on what not to say right now...


Most southerns are anti abortion though so this doesnt really make sense
#30


Now catch.


EDIT:
Quote by Sublimical
One... Twoo... Three...


NOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*

All I read was
Threhee!

Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Jan 15, 2009,
#32
So how long does it take to cook? I'm starved
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#34
Quote by therealtater
Most southerns are anti abortion though so this doesnt really make sense



I live in Tennessee, and I'm pro choice, AND I lol'ed at that one.


So you
#35
"Hm. Okay. Interesting."

*walks away*

2 Minutes Later...

*comes back with a pistol and shoots girl in the stomach*


Or...


"Okay awesome, I'm gonna have a great meal in a few months."
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Jan 15, 2009,
#36
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#37
Are you sure it's yours????
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#38
You cheated on me right?
Hey look over there (looks) (punched in the gut)
Well, I'm going to get a pack of smokes
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#40
Nothing here is beating the Falcon punch....... Im not even going to try
Perception is the Mother of deception