#1
Whenever I see something that says "Do not swallow", "Do not drink", "Poison", etc., I really want to drink it. I don't know why; it's like it's testing me or something. Same goes for signs that say "Do not enter", or other cautionary signs.

Is there something wrong with me?
#3
I have the same problem. Once when i was at the movies, i went to the bathroom and there was a sign next to toilet seat that said "Do not flush". I flushed it.
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I have the same problem. Once when i was at the movies, i went to the bathroom and there was a sign next to toilet seat that said "Do not flush". I flushed it.



Dude you could get in SERIOUS trouble for that!
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I have the same problem. Once when i was at the movies, i went to the bathroom and there was a sign next to toilet seat that said "Do not flush". I flushed it.

That toilet must have stunk horribly.
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#9
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Maybe I should hang a sign above my crotch that says, "do not swallow."



lmfao win +1
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Maybe I should hang a sign above my crotch that says, "do not swallow."


haha
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Maybe I should hang a sign above my crotch that says, "do not swallow."
great!!!! make a do or do not its your choice sign there lol
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Maybe I should hang a sign above my crotch that says, "do not swallow."

You will get so many people wanting to swallow now, and you will run out of supplies and get testicular cancer. hmm
#14
ahahaha everyone has that problem we have tendencies to do stuff thats says specificaly not to do. it happens to me or maybe we do have a problem?!?!?
#15
lawl.

i can understand like do not enter signs, but how could you have a compulsion to drink poison? maybe you need a lobotomy
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i call it idiocy
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Do it. You won't.
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That toilet must have stunk horribly.



Like rotting kitten flesh. It was disgusting.
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Whenever I see something that says "Do not swallow", "Do not drink", "Poison", etc., I really want to drink it. I don't know why; it's like it's testing me or something. Same goes for signs that say "Do not enter", or other cautionary signs.

Is there something wrong with me?


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#21
Nope you have no problem. You're just stupid.
Hey you fall within the norm.
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+1

You should be able to control your temptation. How old are you TS?


I'm 17.

I can obviously control my temptation (I'm still here aren't I )because if I do drink the bottle that says "Do not drink", I'll probably get sick and/or die. I'm here asking if I've got a problem because I feel like I have to drink it.
#23
It's called reverse psychology. It's a very normal thing, almost everyone experiences it. The real thing is whether or not you choose to entertain these notions.
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#24
I get urges like that...like ill be hunting w/ someone and ill be like "what if i shot my friend?" lol or i get urges to punch pregnant women in the stomach. i get a lot more urges too so your ok.
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I feel the same way with firework directions.
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