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#1
have any of you gone without masturbating? my new gf wants me to stop. she says it's like I'm having sex with myself and cheating on her. I, of course, told her I would immediately stop. which made me curious. can it actually be done? can one just suddenly stop pleasuring themselves? I want to try simply because I want to know if it can be done. so far, I've gone 2 days.

so. what is the longest any of you have gone? and has anyone actually stopped all together?

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#6
is she is clingy about you having a wank what is she going to do when the girl at the supermarket says 'have a nice day'
drop that bitch man but milk her for handjobs until she gets tennis elbow first.
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#7
Tell her that you do it for your health, because it can help prevent cancer of the testes later in life.

However, I've gone without it for about 2 or 3 weeks one time. Wasn't that hard.

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#8
I can go without it for a while, but I'm not a hormonally challenged little boy so I guess that's why.
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#10
Why stop, she probably does it herself...mine does, mine knows I do, its fcking human nature man...everyone does it whether they admit it or not.
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#11
that sucks. never had that problem. I think masturbation is pretty healthy, myself
#12
She sounds like a keeper Just remember man, this girl is fleeting. Who has always been there for you and will be there long after she's gone? Your hand, that's who.
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#13
Jus tell her you've stopped and don't?
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#14
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Tell her that you do it for your health, because it can help prevent cancer of the testes later in life.

However, I've gone without it for about 2 or 3 weeks one time. Wasn't that hard.

lolpun

win.
#15
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she says it's like I'm having sex with myself and cheating on her

Tell her she's an idiot.
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#16
Quote by forsakenpromise
have any of you gone without masturbating? my new gf wants me to stop. she says it's like I'm having sex with myself and cheating on her. I, of course, told her I would immediately stop. which made me curious. can it actually be done? can one just suddenly stop pleasuring themselves? I want to try simply because I want to know if it can be done. so far, I've gone 2 days.

so. what is the longest any of you have gone? and has anyone actually stopped all together?

fp


Your GF's controlling and crazy. Dump her.
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#17
i mean you could..but i think that if you were to jizz..you may actually cum blood.
#18
I went for 2 weeks when i went to mexico
i came home and came like i never came before, seriously all over the walls and stuff.
#19
Alternatively, continue masturbating and tell her you stopped. Or, even better, tell her that if she wants you to stop masturbating she has to be ready to put out whenever you want.
#20
Quote by RU Experienced?
Alternatively, continue masturbating and tell her you stopped. Or, even better, tell her that if she wants you to stop masturbating she has to be ready to put out whenever you want.


Oh see that right there is win.
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#21
Unless she's putting out you shouldn't have to stop. You actually shouldn't have to stop at all it's your business. I'd just lie and say that you don't.
#22
7 2/3 inches.

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#24
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I went for 2 weeks when i went to mexico
i came home and came like i never came before, seriously all over the walls and stuff.

Meh, I've gone somewhere close to 6 months lol But I didn't let it build up
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#25
since i started frequently masturbating the longest ive gone is probaly like 5 days. Yeah im pathetic.
#26
Are you serious? Have you seen American Pie: Beta House? Haha.
Dude. Masturbation is most definitely the best contraceptive. Ever.
#29
I'm on day 2 after going once a day for like... Wait I can't remember how long.


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#30
I know for a fact that she doesn't masturbate. and she wants to wait until marriage for any fooling around. but see, my genius plan is that I told her that I would stop, but it would make me a lot hornier, and I wouldn't be able to control myself as well. which means maybe, just maybe I'll get some action. I've never tried anything with her because I really do love her, and I want to stay with her. but now, if I try something, I can just tell her it's because I was so horny from not fapping. lol
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#31
5 days!!! i only doing it because I have a girlfriend now. My longest is probably 3 months. haha
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#33
I'm glad my girlfriend loves masturbating as much as I do. We text each other as we masturbate and carry on casual conversation. We talk about masturbating casually on occasion too....pretty awesome since we're not having sex yet.


EDIT: Oh yea, I'm not for a day because she hasn't been able to for a week so I'm suffering with her.
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#34
Quote by forsakenpromise
I know for a fact that she doesn't masturbate. and she wants to wait until marriage for any fooling around. but see, my genius plan is that I told her that I would stop, but it would make me a lot hornier, and I wouldn't be able to control myself as well. which means maybe, just maybe I'll get some action. I've never tried anything with her because I really do love her, and I want to stay with her. but now, if I try something, I can just tell her it's because I was so horny from not fapping. lol

You may love her, haven't gotten any?

May I ask how long you two have been dating, TS?


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#36
Quote by forsakenpromise
I know for a fact that she doesn't masturbate. and she wants to wait until marriage for any fooling around. but see, my genius plan is that I told her that I would stop, but it would make me a lot hornier, and I wouldn't be able to control myself as well. which means maybe, just maybe I'll get some action. I've never tried anything with her because I really do love her, and I want to stay with her. but now, if I try something, I can just tell her it's because I was so horny from not fapping. lol



you can never know if you will be compatible with someone until you've ****ed, that's a fact, mariages that wait until after marriage are far more likely to break up, also, out of curiosity, how old are you?
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#37
Quote by mustangrobert13
You may love her, haven't gotten any?

May I ask how long you two have been dating, TS?



14 months

I'm 19. she's 16.
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#38
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she says it's like I'm having sex with myself and cheating on her.


Tell her to stop cheating on you with her d***o.
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#39
Quote by forsakenpromise
14 months

I'm 19. she's 16.


well there's your problem, also, let me get this straight, you started dating her when she was 15????, that's ****ed up, I had a friend in a similar situation, and she just played him for all he was worth and dumped his sorry ass, it's not worth the trouble.
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#40
i think she wants you to stop cause she wants a bigger load. LOL
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