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#1
An X ray of a 15 inch dildo that penetrated a man's intestines and chest cavity. And then I had to take the man upstairs for surgery. The best part was his wife was there...and she did not seem happy.
#2
Ok?

EDIT: Did she do it?

Doubledit:

I could see this on 4chan in a couple of days time:

"I accidentally the whole dildo. Is this Bad? Y/N"
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
Last edited by titsmcgee852 at Jan 16, 2009,
#6
Quote by titsmcgee852
Ok?

EDIT: Did she do it?


Nope. Apparently he's been experimenting on the side.
#7
Well I wouldn't be happy if my husband almost killed himself with a dildo. Actually, I wouldn't be very happy if I had a husband
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#9
I guess this legitimately gives me the right to assume that this man has penis-breath....
#10
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Well I wouldn't be happy if my husband almost killed himself with a dildo. Actually, I wouldn't be very happy if I had a husband

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#12
the guy-

"hey, what kind of chair is this?

oh god no!
"
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#13
Quote by drifta_21
Pics or GTFO.

Sorry.



harden up, don't apologise, its a sign of weakness


thats almost as insane as when this guy had a glass jar in his anal cavity which shattered, and no it wasn't me
#15
Quote by Zugunruhe
the guy-

"hey, what kind of chair is this?

oh god no!
"


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#16
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Well I wouldn't be happy if my husband almost killed himself with a dildo.



If i was drinking milk then, it would've poured out my nose. Every time i read that line or run it throught in my head i splutter and start laughing again.
#18
Sounds like the dildo was trying to get out.
Also what did you discuss?
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#19
Quote by Butt Rayge


If i was drinking milk then, it would've poured out my nose. Every time i read that line or run it throught in my head i splutter and start laughing again.

Somebody get this guy a glass of milk


(It's actually in context for once, YES!)
RULE BRITANNIA
#20
Quote by beau05
harden up, don't apologise, its a sign of weakness


thats almost as insane as when this guy had a glass jar in his anal cavity which shattered, and no it wasn't me

So now you're trying to cover it up, which makes it even more suspicious...
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#21
should've asked for a copy of the x-ray so we could've seen it... obviously
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#22
Quote by Canne
should've asked for a copy of the x-ray so we could've seen it... obviously

Exactly what i was thinking. Shame on you for not thinking of your beloved UG, TS
#23
Quote by Butt Rayge
Exactly what i was thinking. Shame on you for not thinking of your beloved UG, TS


Your username couldn't be any more appropriate.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#25
what has that got to do with it?

Besides the fact that it looks like they got cum all over their faces
#26
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Your username couldn't be any more appropriate.

My username is appropriate for every occasion.
#27
The guy did this at where you work...?
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#30
Oh god, if i was a doctor there at the time, there is no chance in hell i'd be able to keep a straight face when telling this to the wife .
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#31
Quote by Butt Rayge
He's probably a gay male nurse...


radiologist maybe?
Gear:
Jackson Dinky DK2L
Epiphone LP Standard
Yamaha Acoustic
Bugera 1990 w/ Peavey 2x12 cab
#33
Quote by DZCunuck
Oh god, if i was a doctor there at the time, there is no chance in hell i'd be able to keep a straight face when telling this to the wife .

Good thing you aren't a doctor...on so many levels probably.
#35
"Sir, this bag is filled with black dildos"
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#36
this woul be the ideal time for osmeone to do a FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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ribbons of euphoria
#37
Quote by Funky_Fresh91
Sounds like the dildo was trying to get out.
Also what did you discuss?

"So how 'bout them Yankees? The bats they use are pretty bi- Oh! Sorry..."
#38
Quote by slayaplaya


Where is that from?!

Some movie, but I can't remember the name!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

This video is the pinacle of comedy.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#39
Quote by XianXiuHong
15 inches?

Why would anyone need one THAT long?

Because some people don't have enough time to experiment and brush their teeth seperately.
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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


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#40
Quote by slayaplaya
hmm... never seen that, but I saw a movie once where a guy mistoke his car for someone else's and when he came home, there was a bag of dildo's in the trunk.

And the wife said something funny about black dildo's and stuff...



Was it poorly acted?
Did it have terrible Dialogue?
Did the wife have giant knockers?
Did they use said dildos?
Did they boink?

If you said yes to any combination of those, maybe it was a porno. More yes's=more likely it was porn.
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