Poll: should i have my hair cut for sex?
Poll Options
View poll results: should i have my hair cut for sex?
Yes, cut it.
626 68%
No, don't.
298 32%
Voters: 925.
Page 1 of 8
#1
My girl says she won't have sex with me until i have my hair cut a couple of inches. And yes, she does mean the hair on my head. Should I do it pit? Here's me atm.

Ever wonder what rock would have sounded like in 2010 if grunge hadn't made it cool to be stupid?

The Three Aces
On UG profiles - On Myspace

Please mark yourself as a fan if you like!
#3
do it, faggot

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
Last edited by jgbsmith at Jan 16, 2009,
#4
I would. It would make it look better.
■■■
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


╚═ ▼▲▼▲▼═╝
#7
You could probably use it tbh, I'd cut it
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
#8
Tell her you looked up your ancestry and you're (one of) Robert Plant's love children.It is out of respect for your father that you keep your hair the way it is. Plus, the whole Robert Plant angle could work in extra secks.
#9
I'd get it cut.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#11
Quote by SmarterChild
Depends. Is your girlfriend hot?

But I'd get it cut anyway, sex or no sex.


Ever wonder what rock would have sounded like in 2010 if grunge hadn't made it cool to be stupid?

The Three Aces
On UG profiles - On Myspace

Please mark yourself as a fan if you like!
#12
For some reason the thread title went through my head to the music of No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
#15
id cut it right down to be honest. You should say to your girlfriend "im not gonna have sex with you till you grow a beard!" see how she likes it!
#16
Total body wax dude. That'll teach her.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#19
I wouldn't cut it.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#21
Quote by Jackal58
Total body wax dude. That'll teach her.

Or maybe she'll like it. Then he'll just be pubeless...
#22
shave of ALL your hair and then go: 'whatcha gonna get me now ?'


--------------------
-------------------
------------------
-----------------
----------------
---------------


#24
On one hand, you look like Geddy Lee, which is awesome. On the other, sex... I think the benefits outweigh the sheer awesomeness of being a Geddy Lee look-alike, and this doesn't happen in many situations (benefits outweigh the awesomeness of looking like Geddy Lee that is).
#25
did she specify how much you should cut off? if not, just cut off half a centimetre and then it's sexy time.
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#28
Quote by Godsmack_IV
On one hand, you look like Geddy Lee, which is awesome. On the other, sex... I think the benefits outweigh the sheer awesomeness of being a Geddy Lee look-alike, and this doesn't happen in many situations (benefits outweigh the awesomeness of looking like Geddy Lee that is).

To look like Geddy Lee, he's need darker hair, and the cool glasses...
#29
Quote by herby190
Or maybe she'll like it. Then he'll just be pubeless...


What's wrong with being pubeless?
#30
You and her look like exactly the same, almost. You can deal with a few inches cut off. It'll still be long, luckily for you. Awsome hair though. Trust me, sex is worth it.
Check out Hear the Indie for music reviews, interviews, and more.

Want a review? Send me a PM or email through the contact form on my site.
#31
Don't do it. It suits you as you are and you could easily just show her who's boss.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#32
Quote by herby190
To look like Geddy Lee, he's need darker hair, and the cool glasses...


True, maybe he could dye his hair and get kickass sunglasses as an alternative. Panties will drop instantly.
#34
Quote by Godsmack_IV
True, maybe he could dye his hair and get kickass sunglasses as an alternative. Panties will drop instantly.


I wish i'd made a poll option for this.
Ever wonder what rock would have sounded like in 2010 if grunge hadn't made it cool to be stupid?

The Three Aces
On UG profiles - On Myspace

Please mark yourself as a fan if you like!
#35
Hair grows back. Sex does not grow back.
Quote by RiotSquad
mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#38
Quote by Godsmack_IV
I think the benefits outweigh the sheer awesomeness of being a Geddy Lee look-alike, and this doesn't happen in many situations

Sig'd
Oh, and dont cut it.


¦ Epiphone Sheraton II ¦ GFS Mean 90s ¦ Ampeg J-20 ¦
¦ Fulltone OCD ¦ MXR 6-Band EQ ¦ Behringer Chorus ¦ Artec Analog Delay ¦ EHX Holy Grail ¦
#40
How you have it now is cool. If you cut it a couple of inches you'll have hair like her!

She wants to have sex with herself!!

PS She looks a bit like Anna from High Fidelity.