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#1
this girl is selling her virginity online:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,480037,00.html



The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.

"Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.

While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.

"One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.
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#3
Another day, another prostitute...

"Natalie is a whore and would like to sell this ridiculously overpriced and entirely common commodity in a very expensive and expensive setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.


Fixed.
Last edited by Trefellin at Jan 16, 2009,
#4
*****.

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#8
Quote by Våd Hamster


She's as much a virgin as I am.


She must be extra virgin then.

I wouldnt bid ****.
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#10
Old.

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#11


22? Looking like that? Virgin? I LOL'ed heartily. She was probably raped by 5 different people the day after her 18th birthday.
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#12
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this is old news
and angus your $2 was nothing to my $2.01



Hey this isn't The Price is Right! I bid $3.00.
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#13
She's not that good looking, and Im against paying for sex
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#16
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22? Looking like that? Virgin? I LOL'ed heartily. She was probably raped by 5 different people the day after her 18th birthday.


Is it just me or does she actually look like she's made of plastic?

She probably lost her virginity to one of her uncles when she was 11.

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Hey this isn't The Price is Right! I bid $3.00.


I bid $3.00, two chickens and a banjo signed by David "Stringbean" Akeman.
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#17
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She's so not a virgin.


This

I pity the fool who pays $10million to stick it into the eurotunnel.
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#18
Quote by angusfan16
Hey this isn't The Price is Right! I bid $3.00.

im to poor to match that
:EDIT: she more than likely has AIDS anyway
#19
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im to poor to match that
:EDIT: she more than likely has AIDS anyway



It's Ok. Trefellin Beat us both with his chickens and his banjo signed by David "Stringbean" Akeman anyway.
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#21
Not a virgin since she was 10 I bet
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#22
stupid ho.

waits so long and wastes it on the least intimate sexual encounter possible?

if you're gonna be a virgin past 21, at least lose it the right way.
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#23
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stupid ho.

waits so long and wastes it on the least intimate sexual encounter possible?

if you're gonna be a virgin past 21, at least lose it the right way.

to be honest I'd rather get 3.7 mil. than do it "the right way"
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#24
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to be honest I'd rather get 3.7 mil. than do it "the right way"

if she has not lost it yet, this will no doubt ruin her mentally, and kill her self esteem.

not all women view random sex s a good idea.

many, it pains their every being. it is needed to lose it a right way. guys are different. so are some girls. I have a feeling she would have lost it by now though, if she was like that.
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#25
"What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

What kind of expression is that??
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#26
but shes...hot! there can't be any hot girls on the pit! if there were! well.. no one will ever leave the pit in search of hot girl! google is doodmed to die! but still... shes hot
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#27
With 3.7 million, she and all her friends can go to college.
Maybe I should market my "virginity."
#28
Are you suggesting that the pit - as a whole - purchases this young woman's virginity, and then proceeds to have a huge orgy with her, making each and every penis enter her at the same time and thus all taking her virginity?


It's a ****ing brilliant idea.
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#29
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Are you suggesting that the pit - as a whole - purchases this young woman's virginity, and then proceeds to have a huge orgy with her, making each and every penis enter her at the same time and thus all taking her virginity?

It's a ****ing brilliant idea.

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#30
^You're right, the logistics would be a nightmare!
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#31
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She's as much a virgin as I am.



How much?
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#33
I like the cupcake idea, besides this is the biggest bunch of bull **** I have ever read.

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#35
I have a feeling that picture is very misleading. The way she's bending her neck would take away or at least give the appearance of less fat under the chin, and the rest is just an arm and the back. Look at the covers of O magazine. Oprah is 200 lb. and she doesn't seem like it on the covers.
#36
The "Pit" couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas.
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#37
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22? Looking like that? Virgin? I LOL'ed heartily. She was probably raped by 5 different people the day after her 18th birthday.



Unfortenatly guys, she's a pornstar. I've seen her before. Though I can't figure her name. It's a fake pic.

There's to much bullshit going on there, you can't trust them.
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