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Sooo yesterday he came home from school all crabby and crap, sayin that he didnt feel good and that he just wanted to not do anything. Well, he layed around till like 2 in the morning today, when all of a sudden he wakes up suddenly and spewes chunks all over. like, everywhere. the walls, carpet, tv, playstation, everything. it was the nastiest thing ever. so i run down and get my parents, and we have to get the carpet washer machine to clean it up at 3 am. not fun. so after that he falls asleep on his comforter and goes to bed. so i go to sleep. but when i wake up at 8 to take a shower, he's laying on his comforter thing still. but this time, theres **** all over. like worse than the vomit. and it didnt even smell like poop. it honestly smelled like ghandi had died, wearing old moldy socks, and left raw meat out to rot. it smelled that bad. and he's still sick now. and he's still projectile barfing and diahhrea-ing
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You're disgusting
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Quote by Finnepinne
You're disgusting


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#12
Your brother could be seriously ill.

If you were anything of a sibling you'd help him through it instead of sulking over it.
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#17
wahahaha dude u made my day, today was like terrible til i read this story, thanks
#20
Quote by dfinch10
How old is he? If he's older than eight than wtf.


He's eleven.
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#21
Quote by tancanada
He's eleven.

pics?
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#23
I got this advice from Jon Stewart.

If you have to decide between cleaning up vomit or diarrhea always choose the chunks because liquid shit... Is like lava.
#24
Quote by dfinch10
How old is he? If he's older than eight than wtf.



What does age have to do with blowing chunks and having the sh!ts?

Often known as, being violently ill?

#26
Lock him in the bathroom dude.
Just check back every so often to make sure he's breathing then unlock the door when you feel safe
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Quote by tancanada
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You're using UG classic, congratulations.
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#30
Man, he's never gonna be able to live that down.
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#32
Must be embarassing for him.

Being your brother I mean. You sick ****, he has a raging sickness and you post this **** online!? **** you
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#33
He's really sick and you're disgusted?? *Shakes head
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#36
I think you brother is broken, call to the store and ask for a complete refund.
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#37
You know I know someone who had a dream they were eating pudding or something similar in texture and awoke to themselves having **** all over their face.
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Quote by jgbsmith
pics?


Every day the pit tries to become more and more like 4chan.

It's f*cking disgsting.
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