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#1
Today I dropped out of college to follow a new career -- Rap Grammar correction technician. Rappers will hire me out to oversee the writing and recording of music for assurance that it is grammatically correct.

Eg.

Rap Lyric:

"imma buy you a drank"

Corrected lyric:

"I would be more than willing to buy you a beverage."


Hopefully I can get some work soon!
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#4
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#6
so but i believe it would be

"I would be more than willing to PURCHASE you a beverage."



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#7
We really need more professional rap correctors
thank you for stepping up to the plate
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#8
hahaha, good idea. this is obviously a joke, but it made me laugh
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#9
Quote by Jonny92
so but i believe it would be

"I would be more than willing to PURCHASE you a beverage."

I think TS should rethink his choice of career
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#10
Sorry, there are too many grammar nazi's on this planet. I'm sorry, but, we're going to have to kill you.
Last edited by severed-metal at Jan 16, 2009,
#11
Quote by Jonny92
so but i believe it would be

"I would be more than willing to PURCHASE you a beverage."



I am clearly out-classed. My hat is off to you, sir.
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#12
50ct - candy shop:
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into

Seem pretty correct to me...
#13
It kinda works for some rappers though, crit the hell out of Fifty Cent though.

Interestingly enough with the current economic problems he could be easily called "50p" and it would make sense, there's the silver lining.
#14
:yawn: i think this joke has been done before.
If you're a hot chick you've probably got a good chance with the lead singer or guitar player, If you're a little bit overweight, you should probably go for the drummer. If you're a dude, go for the bass player
#15
does that mean your going to change every single 50 Cent lyric from

"ah gotz me money"

to

"i have plenty of money"

since thats all he really knows how to say.
#16
Hello, my name is Dizzee Rascal and I wondered if you could fix the lyrics to my poor excuse of a song?

I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When I hammer in your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this girl,
You better send your best boys, cos this is Captain Rascal!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me dont probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,
You Topman, Topman, hard toppa toppa,
Come to me, front, that aint true, come a cropper,
I'm old school like Happy Shopper,
I fight old school, bring your bat and your chopper,
And a First Aid Kit, and some antiseptic, this could get hectic,
I'm a done accept it, you got a bright future,
Dont let my **** affect it!
#17
If I wanted white and nerdy sounding grammar in my rap music - I'd just rap myself!
#18
lol, why only for rappers. lots of lyrics from all kinds of gernes are often incorrect.
#19
Quote by hayan
lol, why only for rappers. lots of lyrics from all kinds of gernes are often incorrect.


When you ask questions, use question marks.
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#20
Quote by severed-metal
Sorry, there's just too many grammar nazi's on this planet. I'm sorry, but, we're going to have to kill you.


"There's" should be 'there are', because "there's" is a contraction meaning 'there is'. So you're actually saying 'There is just too many' and that doesn't make sense.
#21
Quote by metalderek
"There's" should be 'there are', because "there's" is a contraction meaning 'there is'. So you're actually saying 'There is just too many' and that doesn't make sense.


You're right. I'll fix it.
#22
Quote by Gibson06
When you ask questions, use question marks.


okay thanks.
I'll use question marks in advance then.

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#23
Quote by metalderek
"There's" should be 'there are', because "there's" is a contraction meaning 'there is'. So you're actually saying 'There is just too many' and that doesn't make sense.

You just proved his point
Quote by ravioli123
James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#25
Quote by Gibson06
When you ask questions, use question marks.



When you're asked a question, answer it.


EDIT: Are you retards actually saying you don't like music if it isn't 100% grammatically correct?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
Last edited by MedicreDemon at Jan 16, 2009,
#26
Quote by Ichikurosaki
I'd actually really like to listen to some rap that is completely grammatically accurate.

That kinda defeats the purpose of it, there isn't supposed to be any rules or constraints.
Quote by ravioli123
James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#27
Quote by MedicreDemon
When you're asked a question, answer it.


HighFive~
#28
Quote by SMH07
does that mean your going to change every single 50 Cent lyric from

"ah gotz me money"

to

"i have plenty of money"

since thats all he really knows how to say.



I have aquired monitary wealth.
#29
Quote by Jonny92
so but i believe it would be

"I would be more than willing to PURCHASE you a beverage."



nope its

I am more then willing to purchase a beverage for you... ha AP language arts wins again
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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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#30
Quote by hayan
okay thanks.
I'll use question marks in advance then.

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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

Quote by Godsmack_IV
lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

Quote by FortuneFaded
you guys are geniuses.

Quote by tonedeafidiot
^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#31
I hail from Compton, California and am a mentally-challenged man who goes by the alias of Ice Cube
I am part of a violent group of people called the 'African-Americans with no respect for authority'
When someone asks for me, I prefer to bring my modified shotgun,
I use said shotgun and the victims that I shoot need to be removed from the crime scene.
I shall do the same to you too young man, If I believe that you are standing in my way,
The Californian police department shall have to issue a manhunt for me
Stand! This shall be my demise,
For the ruffians that are flaunting their skills
My fellow african-americans begin to talk ill of me and say they wish to scuffle,
I shall put them in a large cooking pot as if they were a seafood dish!
Using uncivil tones with people as you so often do,
Little do you know sir, I have a gatling gun aimed at you!
So hold no fight - I shall make you surrender with ease,
You are unaware of the actions I may or may not take.
Here's a jig that appeals to yuor sense of rhythm,
People often associate me with Charles Manson.
I favour the AK-47 assault rifle,
I would prefer for you not to make me appear a fool,
If you so wish, we can partake in a fight,
I am constantly forcing african-americans to die.
I perform these acts every week, every month and every year,
And I shall do so, sir, until people realise the point I wish to put over to them!
I understand what C.P.T. stands for,
Young man, I suggest you don't attempt to aggravate me.
When I am around the neighborhood you live in, it would be wise to move away from windows.
I speak of myself in the 1st person and I am, as I previously mentioned, mentally challenged!
But please, as I leave, I wish that you believe that I am stamping my feet with a heavy force,
and when I return, I shall return from the aforementioned city of Compton in south-east Los Angeles, California.
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#32
^No-Life.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#33
Quote by MedicreDemon
^No-Life.

Hey its friday night, and I have nothing to do.


Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
Quote by CTFOD
Hey its friday night, and I have nothing to do.





me neither
#35
Quote by CTFOD
I hail from Compton, California and am a mentally-challenged man who goes by the alias of Ice Cube
I am part of a violent group of people called the 'African-Americans with no respect for authority'
When someone asks for me, I prefer to bring my modified shotgun,
I use said shotgun and the victims that I shoot need to be removed from the crime scene.
I shall do the same to you too young man, If I believe that you are standing in my way,
The Californian police department shall have to issue a manhunt for me
Stand! This shall be my demise,
For the ruffians that are flaunting their skills
My fellow african-americans begin to talk ill of me and say they wish to scuffle,
I shall put them in a large cooking pot as if they were a seafood dish!
Using uncivil tones with people as you so often do,
Little do you know sir, I have a gatling gun aimed at you!
So hold no fight - I shall make you surrender with ease,
You are unaware of the actions I may or may not take.
Here's a jig that appeals to yuor sense of rhythm,
People often associate me with Charles Manson.
I favour the AK-47 assault rifle,
I would prefer for you not to make me appear a fool,
If you so wish, we can partake in a fight,
I am constantly forcing african-americans to die.
I perform these acts every week, every month and every year,
And I shall do so, sir, until people realise the point I wish to put over to them!
I understand what C.P.T. stands for,
Young man, I suggest you don't attempt to aggravate me.
When I am around the neighborhood you live in, it would be wise to move away from windows.
I speak of myself in the 1st person and I am, as I previously mentioned, mentally challenged!
But please, as I leave, I wish that you believe that I am stamping my feet with a heavy force,
and when I return, I shall return from the aforementioned city of Compton in south-east Los Angeles, California.


That's a pretty good job. I'll call my people, and they'll have your people call T.I.'s people. He's looking for a Grammar tech in the spring.
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#38
ts, your trying way too hard to be funny. this thread is full of fail, tbh


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#39
good for you, deciding on a made-up profession, when i still seriously dont know what i want to do
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#40
This whole thread is WTF
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