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#1
PLEASE DONT POST UNLESS YOU HAVE A FACT OR YOU KNOW THAT A FACT IS UNTRUE

YES, i post alot in my own threads i cant help it im an oppinionated persoon but its not just my threads its basicly anythread at all that i post in ill try to resist

post an extreramly obsure but true fact and say if you kew the fact above you


Im gonna go with...

During reproduction, the male grasshopper introduces sperm into the ovipositor through its aedeagus and inserts its spermatophore, a package containing the sperm, into the female's ovipositor.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Lubber.jpg/250px-Lubber.jpg


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Your cum shoots out at 28mph

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the average human bowel movement weighs between 3-5 lbs?

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#5
Your cum shoots out at 28 mph...

thought it would be appropriate for the pit.

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#7
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yeah i knew that,

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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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^That is genius!

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#9
Poop is waste from the body and is NOT actually intended to be eaten by females when they have empty cups.

also

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Your cum shoots out at 28 mph...

thought it would be appropriate for the pit.

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Quote by fLYinGV23
Your cum shoots out at 28 mph...

thought it would be appropriate for the pit.

(Manswers ftw)


Which means it's safe to hit a child :P
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#13
Quote by fLYinGV23
Your cum shoots out at 28 mph...

thought it would be appropriate for the pit.

(Manswers ftw)


Doesn't that kinda vary? Why would one then seriously shoot, and the other just drip? Does it have to do with like...narrowness of the...thingy.
#15
...that the average human bowel movement weighs between 3-5 lbs?

Weigh yourself before and after, and you'll see (I have).
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blue whales have a 9 ft retractable penis


Instead of one of those solid penises that you have to drag around everywhere?

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#17
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blue whales have a 9 ft retractable penis



arnt all penises retractable?
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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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^That is genius!

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#18
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You mean "urethra"?

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#20
Did you know you have the ability to copy and paste information from Wikipedia and make yourself look interesting?
#21
did you know that cats penises are barbed.
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Did you know you have the ability to copy and paste information from Wikipedia and make yourself look interesting?


yep i knew that, but does it make a differance, like, at all where i got it from???
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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you guys are geniuses.

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^That is genius!

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#24
Beer makes chicks boobs bigger

Semen contains a chemical used in anti-depressants
#25
Did you know that 5 ants are more than 4 elephants? It's true I swear.
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#26
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Beer makes chicks boobs bigger

Semen contains a chemical used in anti-depressants


beer makes EVERYONES boobs bigger
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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you guys are geniuses.

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^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#27
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don't know about you but mine certainely doesn't go back into my body


wierdo.... -.-
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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you guys are geniuses.

Quote by tonedeafidiot
^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#28
Quote by viper_mike
don't know about you but mine certainely doesn't go back into my body


... well mine does ... which one of us needs to see a doctor here?
#29
When playing professional snooker, you have to wear a bow tie and waistcoat unless you have a doctorate.
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#30
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erm no.


...is yours? Because I know mine isn't


Actually yeah, mine kind of is.

I would think that anyone who has foreskin kinda has a retractable penis.

Mine's only about two inches usually, but grows to about five when at full mast.

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#31
retractable as in they can pull it inside their bodies for less drag when swimming

no jokes

EDIT: i hope the above was jokin about his penis size =/
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#32
my father sodomozied me when i was a small child

nah just ****in around

but there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar
#33
Quote by jambi_mantra
When playing professional snooker, you have to wear a bow tie and waistcoat unless you have a doctorate.


NOT TRUE
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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you guys are geniuses.

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^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#35
Quote by Finnepinne
Did you know that 5 ants are more than 4 elephants? It's true I swear.


Did you know that 1 ant is more ants than 2 elephants are ants?
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#36
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Did you know that 1 ant is more ants than 2 elephants are ants?



wtf are you guys talking about with ants and elephants ans stuff
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

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you guys are geniuses.

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^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#37
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NOT TRUE



But...but... but they said it on the bbc
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#38
In the game Monopoly, the most commonly landed on properties are Bow St, Vine St and Marlborough St.
#39
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Mine's only about two inches usually, but grows to about five when at full mast.


Lulz
#40
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But...but... but they said it on the bbc

really?
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Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

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lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

Quote by FortuneFaded
you guys are geniuses.

Quote by tonedeafidiot
^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
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