#1
Alright, here is the perfect plan on how to get laid:

Step 1: Go to party where the target girl is at

Step 2: Get Drunk

Step 3: Offer the girl to go out to your car and drink some of the alcohol you have stored in it. (This works better if you are at an underage party)

Step 4: When she is drunk, ****....

I'm planning on using this at the next party I go to. How do you think it'll work boys?
#2
Roofies help.
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#5
Quote by ccmetz2020
Alright, here is the perfect plan on how to get laid:

Step 1: Go to party where the target girl is at

Step 2: wait for girl to get drunk.

Step 3: Offer the girl to go out to your car.

Step 4: sex.




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#6
Or just slip her a roofie and finish early. Then enjoy the rest of the party.
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#7
well, if she's drunk, its legally rape. have a nice 20 years.
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#10
"Hey, I know there is alcohol all over the place--but do you want to go to my car to drink? Cause, you know.. It's not creepy at all."
#11
Where's the chemical drenched rag....
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#13
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Hey we're both under 18, it should be fine.

Statuotory rape.
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#16
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Hey we're both under 18, it should be fine.



...Haha. Good luck with that.

This is the one instance in the pit where "Rape?" is actually an appropriate response.
#17
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Hey we're both under 18, it should be fine.


Because as long as you're underaged it's not rape

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#18
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well, if she's drunk, its legally rape. have a nice 20 years.


Actually, we're talking about 5 years which is just pathetic really. Threadstarter, you're pathetic as well.
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#19
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What if she consents?


She's drunk. You should be so proud of your great personality and good looks that got her to sleep with you in the first pla... oh wait...
#20
dude rapes not cool, get laid the old fashioned way like the rest of us
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#21
So, basically rape?
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#22
Whoa settle down guys, if it's a dick move, which most of the time it is, I'm not going to go through with it. If she actuallly is into it and likes hanging around with me at the party then I'll see where it leads. I'm not gonna rape her! lmao!