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In honor of one of my latest fails, i decided to make this thread for those who've said this recently.

post your story and comment on other people's.


Last weekend, i got drunk, and this was the following conversation on myspace with a chick friend:

(its long but full of lulz, start at the bottom)
Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:36 PM


i luvs me somma that. i hate ****in singe ****z!
k, monday, jus not on my shoe.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:33 PM


LOL. thats so vulgur sean.
i can't teach you on here cause it wont show up when i send the message]:
try googling it? if that doesnt work, then i'll like, draw **** on monday haha

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:31 PM


if i find her house imma **** her sttupid.
srry, you didnt need to hear that.
teach me htlm coding!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:29 PM


it's called html coding dork[:
i'm a pro
oh..well..sneak into her house and use it then?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:26 PM


doodd!! how did you do that??????? thast ****in cool!
i nevr got to use her tolet seat :[

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:24 PM


hey man, its not all bad.
just think, no one to nag on you about leaving the toilet seat up[:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:23 PM


:[ i hat bein single n ****.
****in fellings.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:22 PM


haha, aw.
well **** sean, theres like a trillion women in the world, you'll find someone!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:17 PM


it wuz u byut i forgt yur takenn.
moter****er.dammit.
mabe ill find sumomne to luv me n ****

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:14 PM


well do it dork, or get someone else to.
and you didnt tell me who! it bugs the crap outta me when people do that lmao
well there arent a lot in todays world. they've all turned into mini brittney spears

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:09 PM


i dont wanna, im lazy. but i migt.
i wanna hav a good relashiunchip. not sum chic i can jus call me girlfriend. summone i can hold and luv.
****kk! im lonly :[

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:05 PM


ah ...yeah you're crazy. hahah
well tell me then lameass!
lol, yeah you're drunk
get a coke thensheeesh.
get a mail order bride!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:00 PM


jerassic park nigga!!!!!!!
the fat dood, newman. :]
jou really wanna know? huh?
i think imma tell you, just cuz you cool
i love you dood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm thristy i wanna coke.

i wish i had me a good girlfreind. :[
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:56 PM


lol, you're retarded man. look at your spelling einstein:P
and idk wtf you're talking about there..lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:55 PM


nigga i kiell you!!!
you reely wanna now?
ah ah ah
u didnt say the majic words!
ah ah ah
ah ah ah
ah ah ah
ah ah ah
ah ah ah.....
how do you say that part? i cant spel it good.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:52 PM


yeah he is. a douche bag and a poonbag.[:
oh hell nahh.
nigga i'll **** yo **** upp!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:47 PM


travs a dooshbag. i hate him. YOU be nice to me and my gitar or i wont tell YOU who it is taht im talkn bout. YOU got that. :] hahaahahahahahahahshahahahaahahhahaahdah im dam good
aint i?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:44 PM


**** nigga, i dont have to be nice. you'll tell me, orrr i smash your geetar! hows THAt for nice.
they're autistically retarded man. especially trav. god i cant stand that kid

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:41 PM


mahbe if YOUr relly nice ill tell you. or ill open a can of woopass!
stupid ****ers, hate them.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:39 PM


lol..imeant the actual oprah dork.:P
tell me homo! or i'll kick your throat.D:<
well **** them, they cant even play for ****. they just like to make you nervous and be asses. they can all go die[:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:36 PM


jesca? naah, you gettn closer but imnot telln who. :d ****. yeah ther we go
i dnt know bout gitar day, im tired of everone tellin me i scuk. **** them alll!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:33 PM


lol, good! i cant risk you destroying guitar day friday from drinking you jerk face!
oh yeah? well, oprah is mine, so you can't screw her.[:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:31 PM


no more fo mee! i'm good now. i had someone else in minde. hahahaahhaha. but that migt work.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:29 PM


well, seriously, dont overdo it man. i'll kickface.
and thats pretty lame :/ i'm sorry seandraa!
idk dude. maybe you could solve the blue balls issue with clair boley, cause she'll screw anything with a penis.[:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:26 PM


bring it sista! i thnk im goood now. no mas
she was already involvd with someone for a long time so i said ill back off and she said okay and now i stuck with ****in blue balls.
mother****er11111111!!!!!!!!!!
why do all the cgood peole have to be not single?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:23 PM


wtf..what happened? :/
dont overdo it man, cause i WILL kick yo ass.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:16 PM


**** this is hard to fuigr out. me and crazy are done, so i'm drinkn it up, what teh hell, why not?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ℵЯЭиOℵ
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:14 PM


lmao, who **** in your puddin' seandra?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 10:13 PM


i think i'm drunk good now.
wassyup?
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Last edited by teensean at Jan 17, 2009,
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In before "when I came into this thread?".
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#4
Quote by teensean


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sean
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:17 PM


it wuz u byut i forgt yur takenn.
moter****er.dammit.
mabe ill find sumomne to luv me n ****





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#7
....
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#10
Quote by titsmcgee852
Oh wow


What I said the next morning, along with a few other choice words...
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
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#12
Quote by teensean
In honor of one of my latest fails, i decided to make this thread and fail again.

This is all I read.

Now why would you want to do that?
#13
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Well placed. My contribution: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952258

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Berserker.
#18
Quote by dethead666
Kid...your a ****in idiot that 5 mins i'll never get back idk what i eas thinking by reading that.


your decision to read it.

Oh well.

Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
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#23
Autistically retarded?! I'm autistic, and do I seem retarded?! Fuck you! What makes you so perfect?
#25
Plus it was the girl he was talking to who said it (correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't read it in depth). But still.

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Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Plus it was the girl he was talking to who said it (correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't read it in depth). But still.


Yeah, it's not a good thing to say, but he was (most likely) not thinking straight when it happened.

And what happened to the Pit that was all for free speech, even if it did offend people?
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Quote by soulflyV
Yeah, it's not a good thing to say, but he was (most likely) not thinking straight when it happened.

And what happened to the Pit that was all for free speech, even if it did offend people?

I say stupid things all the time when pissed, even when I don't mean them

It's all gone to pot since those black, Jewish, homosexual asylum seekers came here, stifling our free speech

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28
Quote by soulflyV
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but I think that's a little over the top.

I'm dead serious. My brother is autistic. I'm not letting some ignorant asshole call him and all autistics retarded. How is that over the top?
#29
Wow that took like ten minutes to read, It was very interesting also, Have you thought of adapting it into a feature film?
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#30
Quote by ZeGuitarist
I'm dead serious. My brother is autistic. I'm not letting some ignorant asshole call him and all autistics retarded. How is that over the top?


The only way you can make him not say it is to go back in time and not let him type that post on his myspace thing.

I've had a couple of very close family members lose their life to cancer but I don't go reporting people for making stupid remarks about cancer.

I believe it was a very over-the-top reaction for such a remark (especially one not intended to offend autistic people). Also you have to consider that the poster was not in a proper state of mind when he wrote it.
Last edited by soulflyV at Jan 17, 2009,
#31
^ I already reported it before because it's stupid, pointless spam. The autistic remark only made me mean it even more. So I'm sorry for ruining this potentially epic thread... oh wait, it's not, it sucks.
#32
dammit TS, you just wasted many moments I could've been writting music.
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#34
Quote by ZeGuitarist
^ I already reported it before because it's stupid, pointless spam. The autistic remark only made me mean it even more. So I'm sorry for ruining this potentially epic thread... oh wait, it's not, it sucks.


This thread had potential to be decent, especially with a title "What Was I Thinking?".

The TS even stated that people were to post their "What was I thinking"-moments in here as well. This thread is as legit as the "Ever been caught getting your carrot skinned..." thread or the "Dumb things people say at the guitar shop" thread.
#35
Until you read all the replies. Not a single relevant one.

I'm outta here. And it's still *reported*.
#36
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Until you read all the replies. Not a single relevant one.

I'm outta here. And it's still *reported*.


Well then it would make sense to report the replies that have no relevance to the thread, yes?

Anyway, one of my moments was when I signed up for a dancing competition just to do the worm. Not of my best moments.
#37
Quote by soulflyV
>_>

<_<

Are you?

The guy was drunk when he said it, so I don't think he knew what he was saying.


Yeah- Asperger's Syndrome = 'able autism'.

It makes no difference- when you're drunk you say/do stuff that you'd think, but wouldn't act out. So yeah, I still think TS is a cunt.
#38
Quote by soulflyV

And what happened to the Pit that was all for free speech, even if it did offend people?

Everything offends people these days
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#39
Quote by Aidy Damage
Yeah- Asperger's Syndrome = 'able autism'.

It makes no difference- when you're drunk you say/do stuff that you'd think, but wouldn't act out. So yeah, I still think TS is a cunt.


Oh, ok. TS may be a dick but I don't believe that those two words solicit this thread being closed.

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Everything offends people these days


Yeah, but the Pit was always cool with it.
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