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#2
Love the jovial whistling music, great for making love.

Oh! I rule!

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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
I Rule!!
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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#4
favorited... does anyone have the link to the porno story where these girls are playing frisbee and they hit this guy on the head with it and so he passes out, then they bring him inside to bribe him?
#5
is that sposed to be his first time getting laid or what?
*sniffs stolen undergarments* oh i rule!
*proceeds to cartwheel down the footpath*???
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tbh i wanted to watch 2 girls one cup , and the website i clicked on was totally corrupt.


and the video was sick.



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#6
Well the acting makes up for the cheesy script.
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why would they star in a movie making fun of themselves

Subject: Spinal Tap.

Chill!
#8
Disregard of my last post, everything is awesome. "I rule". Wonderful.
punk&metal wrote:

why would they star in a movie making fun of themselves

Subject: Spinal Tap.

Chill!
#9
Quote by awesome-o
is that sposed to be his first time getting laid or what?
*sniffs stolen undergarments* oh i rule!
*proceeds to cartwheel down the footpath*???

Don't tell me that isn't what you did the first time YOU got laid
#12
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This is basically every Brazzers storyline combined :S


They are ridiculous, my friend actually watches them to laugh...
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Then you should try dangerfapping. It involves fapping till ur halfway there, and then calling ur mom or dad to your room, and than try to cum before he/she enters your room. It's an incredible rush.
#15
Quote by SnookM
They are ridiculous, my friend actually watches them to laugh...

I'm sure your "friend" finds them most humorous.
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#16
that guy could revolutionise how i pick up women!
or how i get rejected by them...
#18
Quote by Ichimaru
I'm sure your "friend" finds them most humorous.


Yeah I knew that was coming

But it's true, I stopped cos it was all a bit fake and, I dunno.
Quote by wesselbindt
Then you should try dangerfapping. It involves fapping till ur halfway there, and then calling ur mom or dad to your room, and than try to cum before he/she enters your room. It's an incredible rush.
#20
Brilliant ending.
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FINALLY!

THANK YOU!

Was waiting for ages for the penis.




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Nihilism doesn't exist...
#21
im aroused
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#23
Quote by sadistic_monkey
I've always found this one AMAZING


that one is so upbeat and happy lol
#25
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I've always found this one AMAZING


What.

The.

Hell.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#26
Quote by sadistic_monkey
I've always found this one AMAZING

Imagine the rest of that video.
"Wow... you're dying? So... what do you want to do now?"
"I dunno... want a blowjob?"
#28
Best ending ever.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#29
I do that stuff after sex
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#30
Quote by SnookM
They are ridiculous, my friend actually watches them to laugh...


Well, you have to be a certain type to take them seriously. Good to get a chuckle in before the action comes along.

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I've always found this one AMAZING





"Well, err, do you want me to finish you off???"
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
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#31
I love the cartwheels. haha. My favorite story is this one with a priest insisting he needs to rid this girl of demons. Nice and simple, religiously (or sacreligiously) hilarious.
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#33
My favourite has to be the one where it's a guy and a nurse with an ambulance, and he walks up to her and says "I want to donate an organ", so she says "OK, I'll go get the forms", and he says "No. I want to donate my cock. To you."

I actually do watch these things for the lulz. Women are icky.
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#36
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Don't tell me that isn't what you did the first time YOU got laid

I couldn't cartwheel until I got laid. Then suddenly, I was all acrobatic.
Oh yes, I rule.
#38
who's nailin' palin! classic.
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#40
Quote by SnookM
They are ridiculous, my friend actually watches them to masterbate...


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