#1
I know the pit isn't that good of a place, but my friend got 160$ for his birthday besides the rest of his gifts.
Sooo, what should he buy ?
I wish to be a pirate and nothing more.
I love me some Monkey Island.
#3
A gun too rob a bank and get more money.
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#4
Title... and post.... they... they dont make sense man! My head, it hurts!
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#5
Yeah , sorry about the title and stuff :P
I didn't wanna have a loooong title.
I wish to be a pirate and nothing more.
I love me some Monkey Island.
#7
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Yeah , sorry about the title and stuff :P
I didn't wanna have a loooong title.


It could have been "He" not "I"?
One letter man...


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#8
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It could have been "He" not "I"?
One letter man...


Then it wouldn'ta made cents!
I wish to be a pirate and nothing more.
I love me some Monkey Island.
#10
what should HE buy? that makes perfect sense idk what kind of english you know
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#11
A high priced hooker.
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#13
I didn't want the title to be long, i messed up please don't beat me!
D:
I wish to be a pirate and nothing more.
I love me some Monkey Island.
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#19
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A Russian child bride.


Fixed. If you get them young they last longer. Hey, women have expiration dates. What are you gonna do?
#20
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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#22
Tell him to start buying music instead of illegally downloading it before Al Gore shuts down his internet!
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