Poll: Top or Bottom?
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I want the lady parts to be on the top!
206 88%
I want the lady parts to be on the bottom!
29 12%
Voters: 235.
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#1
So you happen to be walking down a beach or sailing your sail boat or something like that, and you find a mermaid. Would you rather the lady parts be on top, or would you rather the lady parts be on the bottom?


EDIT: I would choose the lady parts to be on the top. Even though you'd be screwing a fish tail, it's still better to squeeze human tits and/or kiss a human head.

BTW either way your screwing a half-fish.
Last edited by Dog-- at Jan 17, 2009,
#12
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Bottom.


So it wouldnt bother you that you're making love with someone with a fish-head?
#13
It depends on how big her boobs are.
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#14
Top.

I still have my hands for everything else
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#18
You know - about five minutes ago, I said that another thread was the stupidest threat I'd ever seen - EVEN from the pit.


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#22
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Top. I don't want to screw anything with a fish head.


I was thinking along a similar line really, women are better looking than fish most of the time.

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someones been watching too much family guy.

but id say neither id just go and do a normal girl...


... well go on then.
#26
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What manga is that?


Oh dear, that's Chinese.
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#27
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What manga is that?


No idea. I had it in my pictures folder, and thought it'd be appropriate for this thread...
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#28
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No idea. I had it in my pictures folder, and thought it'd be appropriate for this thread...

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#33
Top. bottom would creep me out.
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#34
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Is it not still manga?!?!?!?!?


Nope, it's Manhua
¤´¨留話 請留話 請在我說完後
¸.•´¸.•´¨¸.•¤¨哭泣我不在這裡 我不在那裡請在嗶一聲之後留
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´(´¸.•¤´`¤下自己的秘密請在嗶一聲之後對話筒沾自喜請在嗶一聲之後對空氣唉聲嘆氣


我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

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請在嗶一聲之後分擔感情的問題¤


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#35
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I choose A.


if you put those 2 pictures together you would get a naked fish!!!! holy pron can i have em
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#37
Ever seen that episode of Futurama where they find the lost city of Atlanta? Try working that out.

Also, are you guys saying that you wouldn't mind screwing a fish?
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#38
Human Top, the blowjobs will suffice.

Plus even if you use the paper bag for the human bottom option it will get slimy, wet and you will still feel the fins and stuff.
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#39
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I choose A.



After seein this i gotta say top
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#40
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Human Top, the blowjobs will suffice.

Plus even if you use the paper bag for the human bottom option it will get slimy, wet and you will still feel the fins and stuff.


This.

And if she has a nice rack, she can give you a tit job and she has hands does she not? Then hand jobs are possible.
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